Castle Paradox

[Eggie]

Something wasn’t right though. How was I being punished? I hadn’t a clue. But then something happened that made me have an idea. I began to feel a little funny. I coughed a bit. Then I saw my hands shaking. What the bloody hell is this? Suddenly, my gloves started to tear. But why? … What the hell?! Claws came out of the gloves! Oh my God!
I was shocked. I leaned over to vomit, but it just made it worst that I saw hooves instead of my boots. I felt this odd feeling crawling up my legs, through my body and out to my arms. I then felt something happen on my back. It was like a whole new feeling alone. I looked behind myself and saw a horses tail. I know what I’m being punished for, and what is happening. I stood there, and suddenly, “Bleagghhhh! Cough! Cough!” I threw up, and fell to the ground. My lips hurt, but they felt like they were away from my face. I opened my eyes to a long mouth. I had ears pointing up. I was a werehorse.
It took me some energy just to get up. I saw my red band that I put on my head. I just took it and put it on my arm sleeve. I just looked at myself. Oh my God. This is real. I couldn’t believe it.

[Eggie]

“Mike!” Lumina’s voiced echoed in the temple, “Take the Illumina and stop this era of horror!” I saw a white sword on the ground. When I touched it, energy ran through me. I put its holster on and put it away. I then saw Yvera again.
“Hello,” She said scared, “Is that evil human gone?”
I just nodded, “Oh yeah!” I agreed, “He’s gone for awhile.” I nodded in disappointment.
“Good…” She sighed, “He put me in a position you find in a Karma Sutra book.”
“Hey I didn’t mean-“ I shut up quick. She looked at me, “Oh my Lord Almighty! Y-you’re t-the h-h-holy Shit!”
“Hey! We are in a church.” I noted, “…Sort of. What’s with the wereraccoon Jesus?”
“First of all,” She said angered, “That is the Angel Vortec. And second, you are not welcome here.” She pushed me out. I tripped and fell down on the grass, “Please listen! I didn’t want to do any of that stuff! It’s not like me!”
“Then why did you do it?” She asked sternly.
“I don’t know,” I answered getting up off the ground, “But there must’ve been a reason! It wasn’t like me!”
“You seem nicer now…” She sighed, “I really don’t see how it’s possible for one human to become a Monstera! That hasn’t been done in 500 years! Back then a animancer made humans Monstera, but that type of power was destroyed.”
“Well it happened!” I went up to her, “I won’t say how. And anyway… I was confused!” I really do love Linkin Park, SquareSoft, and Perogis! And I do like that Celine Dion song! I want to hear it right now! And Cid is my friend! And I really, really hate Nelly, except Hot in Herre, but that song is getting old. And I think Mr. T is so cool!” I got up. I was really happy that I was back to normal, sort of.

[Eggie]

I got up and realized that I would never be the same. I was a frickin’ horse. A werehorse. This sucks. I ran to my home, really fast because when I am a werehorse, I have plenty of energy and speed. I guess it’s not all bad. Then I realize that I can’t go there. I’ll be attacked like a bunny in a wolf den.
But I must find a way in and explain to Shawna what happened. She’ll freak out, but I think she’ll be a little happy I am a better person again. I would have to go in and out quickly. No one really walks on the streets. They’re dirty and dangerous. Besides, my house isn’t that far in the city.
I saw a couple of guards on the streets so I went into a dark alley. From there, I saw my house. Shawna must be there. I peeked down the street both ways and ran into my house. The door was open. Shawna should be home. I walked inside and I couldn’t find Shawna, but for some reason, there was Juin, my enemy. Me and him have known each other for a long time. He was in my chair. I had a really bad feeling about this.
“Come to die Monstera scum?” He joked.
“Where the hell is Shawna?” I asked in hatred, fearing his answer.
“She has been taken to the base,” He chuckled, “But I’m sure that won’t matter.” He quickly blew his whistle, “Bye now!” When I approached him he fell over the couch and disappeared, leaving a floating cape. I had to get out of here. I went upstairs and got on the roof through the attic. I jumped onto the next one, and fell through into my neighbour’s washroom, while she took a shower. She gasped at looking me. This was kind of cool.
“Get out horrid creature!” She yelled at me.
I grinned, “Buy Nancy!” I always thought she was hot.

[Setu_Firestorm]

Dude, have you ever considered putting this up in FictionPress.com?
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[Eggie]

I must say, what is FictionPress.com?

[Setu_Firestorm]

http://www.fictionpress.com

Check it out. It's a place where authors write their stories and have their stories reviewed by others (much like our game list here in CP).

Chaz works in there a lot under the pen name Adani.
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[Eggie]

I don't even know Chaz!!

[Eggie]

I ran out of her house and ran into a guard. I quickly cut his face, falling him. I ran down the street and through two other guards. They tried to grab me, but I was too quick. I ran through them and down the street. Two other guards appeared in front of me as I turned to corner on the street. I ran through the alley and out into the large field. They fired at me with their little rifles, but didn’t hit me.
I needed to think about where was the Base. When I was in Force, I believe that it was out north from here, and was heavily guarded. I needed to get there and plan what to do. I had to get there fast. I decided to see if I could run faster on four feet. I got down on all fours and walked a bit. It was weird. I tried to run. It was really easy. I did that a little bit and realized that it was more efficient.
In no time I saw the Base appear in the horizon. I needed to check it out. Since the surrounding field was flat, with little trees, I could be spotted easily. I decided to find another way in then the front. I looked around. There was a little building that connects fences. Whatever that was. I remember when I was in Force that there was a secret passage for VIPs that didn’t have any ID. They needed to go through the “Yellow House”. That building was yellow. Could it be it?

[Eggie]

The security was weak on the back of the Base, so I quickly ran behind the building to hide myself from the rooftop security when they turned around to look at my way. I checked the walls. They were all newly painted. I checked the walls. There was something out of the ordinary, a brick that was a little in the wall. I pushed it, and then it fell through. I saw inside the “Yellow House”. There was a button. I pushed it. Beside me, the bricks pulled up to reveal the well-hidden door. Bingo…
I walked in the little building. I opened the door a bit and saw the rooftop guard turn his head to look at the front. I ran across the small open space, and stayed against the wall. I looked around. There was a door, but that would be a bad mistake. There was a vent. I checked in it. It was broken, so I got in it.
The vent was clean, and very useful. I crawled through it. And then found a vent screen. This allowed me to look down. It was a hall. I crawled through it more until I came to an intersection. I kept on going forward. I started hearing voices. I then saw another vent screen. I looked through and saw the President Tryce, General Jackale, Juin, and some other guys.

[Eggie]

“The Master wants to know when you’ll start making the Zyon Cannon.” Jackale asked Tryce. What the bloody hell was going on here?
“I’ll start soon.” Tryce nodded, “It’s kinda funny. We are destroying the very thing we are trying to become.” They wanna become Monstera? Right…
“Yeah,” Juin laughed, “But we will be better then all of the other Monstera. We’ll use drugs to mutate us into huge Monstera so we can lead around our slaves easily.” Hmmm… So basically he want’s to become Monstera so he can boss everyone around and rule the world. This bastard has been watching too many movies.
“So where is the girl Shawna?” Tryce asked. Finally useful information.
“Sir,” A guard answered, “The girl is held down in the southern prison. We hope she’ll be treated.” I better get out of here and save Shawna!
I went through the vents and back outside. I ran to the yellow house and opened the door to see a guard, “Hey!”
I punched him in the face and slashed him with my sword quick. I pushed the button and ran out of the opening door. I went back and took a map off of the guard that caught my eye. The southern prison was past the forest that I can see.

[Eggie]

In an hour I saw the prison. It was small, but well guarded. Why was it well guarded. It most hold something special to them. Maybe they are going to use Shawna as a project. In that case, or any case, I must hurry to rescue her. I want to save her now. I looked at the forest around the prison. The two-story building had its weakness. I saw a tree that leaned over on the roof. If I could quietly climb up it, then I could enter from the roof, instead of the front.
I kept low in the hilly fields. I snuck around the outside of the prison fence and used my claws to grip the tree. I must being a werehorse had some advantages. I climbed up and tried not to make too much noise, which was easy, as long as I didn’t touch the leaves.
I climbed on the roof silently, and walked into the roof door. Simple.
I walked down the stairs and went into the hallway. I saw a guard. I waited until he was in front of the door, and… POW! Using my horse-like strength, I smashed his face with the door. I made sure no one was coming and snuck to a door. I had to find out where Shawna is. This prison is small. It can’t be that hard.

[Eggie]

That's it! I'm reanimating this thrad because I am continuing this story! It has all sorts of cool stuff in it like furry sex, Chester Bennington, and Mr. T, so it's going DOWN!

[Eggie]

Hang on! Here we goooo!!!!!!!!!

Where could I do that? This might have a huge basement. I wonder where they keep their information. Computers. I needed to find some files. If I remember correctly from my training, all of the prison information was held in the head office. No doubt that a guy will be there. I walked down the hall, until I got into the office division.
I looked at each door. Office. Office. Office. Head Office. Office. ! Head Office! I looked through the window. There was a guy there, sleeping. Maybe I should cut him a little. I opened the door slowly, and walked up to him. I just did a little of this, and that, and bingo, instant knock-out. I closed the door.
I was happy that his computer was already logged in. I checked his data files. He has all of the prisoners recorded in time.

[Flamer]

what's with all the triple and quadruple posts...

anyway, good little story based on generic happenings in games.
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If we were a pack of dogs, IM would be a grand Hound, CN would be a very ficious little pitball, and Giz...well, it doesn't matter breed he is, he'd still be a bitch
(no offense to anyone that was mentioned)

[Eggie]

(The posts are multiplied because of crappy Internet.)