Castle Paradox

Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

And with the brand new CP update, comes an update from me about getting a steady flow of reviews onto the site.

Here's the plan. You reply to this post, listing what games of yours you would like me to review. I'm planning on reviewing at least three games a week. As soon as the review for one of your games goes up from me, you have a week to review any game you like on the gamelist(except one of your own, obviously). For each review I do, you do one, and everybody wins. Sound like a good deal? Hint: It is.

For the sake of brevity, I'll only be reviewing games below the five hour mark. Not that I don't want to review SoJ or FF:H, but it would probably be the only game I'd get to that week, and we're trying to create an influx of reviews here. If you're really dying to get your super-long game reviewed, send me a PM and we'll work something out.

If your repay review isn't accepted because of a quality issue, you need to rewrite it till it clears. If you decide not to repay my review with one of your own, I won't be reviewing anymore of your games until you do. Which means if you're desperately busy with school/work/etc right now, it's probably not a good idea to ask for a review you can't repay.

At any rate, I'm looking forward to get back to reviewing, so lets hear those requests!

Fernurion · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject:

That sounds fair. Alright, I'd like to put my 48 hour contest entry up for review, Achilles Oasis. I'll admit the game is bad, But I would like some constructive crittisism before I continue work on it (or trash the idea).

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

OHR House 2, Thanksgiving Quest, and #jsh no ingles are all ready for your firey lashes. I dunno what I'm going to review in return. I guess SoJ, but it probably won't need many more reviews within the week.

Moogle1 · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:

SpyJim Episode I: Fatal Attraction. And the review had better give me the inspiration for episode II.
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Camdog · Joined: 08 Aug 2003 Posts: 606

I'd like to see another review of Bliss.

Pako the True G · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject:

Could you review the game i just entered? Its just a demo though so please grade accordingly.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:41 pm Post subject:

In regards to Pako's comment, (This may be a bit off-topic) but how in the hell does one "Grade Accordingly"? You can't just pretend how much you'd like it when it's finished, you can only review something on what you've seen. If you wanted them to grade accordingly, you should ask them to do a preview or somesuch.

As for CN, you could probably review all of my games twice, and not take up five hours of your time. Review whatever you want, and I'll do my damndest to review some other stuff. I've been meaning to rip some games some new ones, and this may just be the inspiration old Cranky Kong needs to do it.

Sparoku · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:56 am Post subject:

RedMaverickZero · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

If you review Kingdom Hearts OHR and The Parole Officer, I will review two games as well.
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Pako the True G · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:43 pm Post subject:

What i meant was dont give me a bad grade just because its not complete, alot of people did that on the other sites i went to and i didnt want someone to do it to me.
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Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

Alright Fernurion, Achilles Oasis now has its review up, I'll be looking forward to your future work and your future review.

Next up is JSH.
Oh, and for everyone who submitted multiple games for review...
I'll be reviewing only one of your games for now, once you've returned the favor and reviewed a game, I'll select another game from your list to review. This way, hopefully I won't get screwed into reviewing a bunch of games from someone sleazy. Not that I don't trust all of you completely, of course.

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

Pssst an idea for counter-reviews: go on the main page and review whatever game comes up as the 'random game.'

Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject:

I didn't really mean to request more than one game. I suppose, preferentially, I'd like to have Halloween No Ingles, or The Giz No Ingles reviewed, if not the original Habla No Ingles. Any of the three of those would be best, but any which one you decide to choose of mine is a-one okay with me, Gi Joe.

Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

JSH, JSH No Ingles has been reviewed. Thank you for creating a game that punched me in the balls and took a piss on my shoes.

Next up is SpyJim, I only hope I can survive.

Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

Oh for fuck's sake.

A mix-up in CP's gamelist meant I reviewed Leon's terrible SoJ ripoff instead of the actual JSH no Ingles. Since I cut into JSH in the review, I can't even just redirect it to Leon's new game. Sorry JSH, looks like it's going to be another day. Props to Giz for pointing ithis horrible mistake out.