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Golden-chan and the World of Swordz

 
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Spoon Weaver




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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:54 am    Post subject: Golden-chan and the World of Swordz Reply with quote

Golden-Chan and the World of Swordz
is the story of a world where the one and only sport that exists is Swordz,
a contest based around peeing skills.
Challengers compete in contests of distance, power, time, and jousting in the style of a type of Olympics.

One day, a girl tries out for the team.
"...but girls can't compete!!" say the onlookers.
To everyone's surprise, she almost breaks the distance record on her debut attempt. (76ft)
That girl is... Golden-Chan!


Coming in 2022, by Charbile
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Ronin Catholic
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternatively, there's a woman's peeing league separate from the men's peeing league. Male peethletes tend to have much longer distances due to a combination of bladder size and the nozzle they have for controlling stream direction.

A mediocre male peethlete puts on a wig and strongarms his way into the women's league, breaking women's arms and skulls as he shoves them around. He easily beats the records of the actual women and takes a bunch of accolades.

Everyone showers him with praise and he's content with his hollow victory. His female victims are too afraid to call him out because they'd be seen as denying his fundamental gender identity and thus, also denying his existence and/or humanity in general.
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Charbile




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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if "by charbile" you mean thanks to charbile beating spoon and forcing him to make it, sure i'll take the credit
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Spoon Weaver




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronin Catholic wrote:
Alternatively, there's a woman's peeing league separate from the men's peeing league. Male peethletes tend to have much longer distances due to a combination of bladder size and the nozzle they have for controlling stream direction.

A mediocre male peethlete puts on a wig and strongarms his way into the women's league, breaking women's arms and skulls as he shoves them around. He easily beats the records of the actual women and takes a bunch of accolades.

Everyone showers him with praise and he's content with his hollow victory. His female victims are too afraid to call him out because they'd be seen as denying his fundamental gender identity and thus, also denying his existence and/or humanity in general.


No
No this sounds like a really terrible id that you're describing.
An idea that no one should ever speak of again because it comes off and really really ignorant of current events that highlight new points of interest in a open and fair society that examines everything and comes to good conclusions. Not one that's just blindly hating on everything and forcing others to blindly hate back and push the other way further. Something like that would be really dumb to promote.
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Charbile




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for as much talk about what to promote or hype, we haven't even discussed the finer details of what the official rules of the sport would be-- are there teams? regulations? different events? is there a league? is it once a year?

these are things we'll need to help spoon figure out
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Spoon Weaver




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I wanted to give you the freedom to decide yourself after you lose the bet and have to make this game.

Also, I assume the general rules and league standings would be kept vague until their big reveal in order to create tension and hype during the plot.
Like how in yu-gi-oh new rules seem to appear in every match the main character would play, despite being a master of the game.
What kind of meta is that!
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