Castle Paradox

Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

"I had a wacky idea for a never ending story part II. One person talks, another narrates the physical action. We do it like this: I'm posting a talking entry right now, the next person will post 'Said Rolling Stone, as he pulled out his boomerang and prepared to assassinate the prime minister of Russia.' or something like that, and then the next person would post their speaking part, and the next would narrate, and so on and so forth. The rule will be that you can't narrate yourself, so no double posting. If you speak, then it's someone elses turn to narrate what you were doing during the speaking. Also, we're trying to write one story here, so let's try to talk about the narrative of the previous posts."

"Now if any of that made sense: Game On. (Also, in the event that two people post at the same time, following posters will go by the one put up last, why last? Because it took more time to write. How do I know no one will, not liking the story, simply post right after someone else does with the same type of post? Honor system.)"
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PIcaRDMPC · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 186

Said Rolling Stone as he sat at his computer in his house. After all, Rolling Stone has little else to do. Suddenly, he heard a knock at the front door, and went over to open it. Showing his surprise at who was there, he said...

Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 11:44 am Post subject:

Said PIcarDMPC as he watched from the bushes in front of Rolling Stone's house, it was the Pizza man at his door.
"Are you the one who ordered the Pepperoni?" the pizza man asked.
"What're you crazy?" Rolling Stone cried out in terror. "There are ZOMBIES behind you!"
Without a passing moment for breath, a mob of undead consumed the poor pizza man before the pizza got cold.
Rolling stone ran into his gun closet and grabbed his 30 year old Glock 9, given him by Miguel Ortega, and he began a carnage in his own front yard!
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Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

"So there I was with a whole lotta hell to dish out and a real little spoon to do it with. First thing was friggin' first, I put a few caps in the Pizza Man and then two more for good measure. Can't have him comin' back for me can I? I grabs his dead body and shoves it out the front door as a distraction whilst I dive out the window pumping round after round into the zombies ascending my stairs."

"'Stairs' I thought. I looked at the stairs and remembered that I live on a second floor. Maybe the door would've been a better exit despite the zombie presence. Too late now."

"So I not so carefully land on a few of the walkin' dead elbow first. Rotting flesh turns to pudding beneath me. I roll back and spring to my feet, firing wildly and screaming like a banshee."

"Finally I hear the word that we gunslingers hate to hear, the one that goes "CLICK". Luckily I pack a spare rod. I pull out my Colt single action army model from it's hiding place in my coat and spin around to put a few caps in the zombie approaching from behind."

"As I think the carnage is over I hear a voice behind me."
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ChocoSOLDIER · Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 11:18 pm Post subject:

Whoever the feminine voice belonged to shot RS in the back with a 9-millimeter bullet and said...

PIcaRDMPC · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 186

"Damnit!" as Rolling Stone got back up, uninjured. "Why must the heroes always wear bullet-proof vests?!"
"Because, bitch, we're the heroes. We can't afford to die."
Rolling Stone pounded some ammo into her, but was surprised when...

Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 10:49 am Post subject:

...when she stood throught the multiple inflictions. Smiling, she looks at the bullet wounds and starts laughing. Suddenly, the bullets drop out of her and the wounds heal from her natural mutant ability to regenerate.

"What the freak is this?!" Rolling Stone said.
"I'll tell you what it is," said Setu, walking in the front door, wearing ammo belts filled with Twinkies.
"Who're you?" Rolling Stone said, shaking his head at the patheticity of his visitor.
"I would say that I'm your worst nightmare, but then I'd get sued," Setu replied, "but besides, it ain't me you should be afraid of."
Suddenly, a lawyer pops his head in the door, issuing a law suit from Vin Diesel. "AW Crap!" Setu whined.
"Behind you!" Rolling Stone cried out, pushing Setu on the floor. He busted caps in the zombified Pizza man who came at him, because he ignored the Red Queen and didn't shoot him in the head.
As the zombie's body hit the floor, PIcarDMPC was standing behind it, holding a desert eagle, the barrel smoking.
"I got `im first," PIcarDMPC smirked.
"The heck you did!" Rolling Stone retorted. "If you got him, there'd be a collapsing set of legs instead.
"Oh...yeah! That was YOUR gun that did that?"
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Chaz VanLanden · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 1:51 pm Post subject:

Chaz stares mystified at the video game screen " Holy frick... This game is pretty freaking messed up..." He countues to play.
Rolling Stone gave an angry growl at PIcarDMPC . " What causes you to grace us with you're pressence?"
PIcarDMPC titles his head" No reason.... I decided to drop by. Zombie cappen a hobby of mine."
Setu quirks a brow at him. " Funny... I thought you'd be behind all this. Every time you're around somthing seems to go wrong..."
The female mutant stands there still pointing her gun, decideing which to "Whack" frist.
" If you're refering to the time I caused the MIB's to Neuralize themselves, that wasn't my idea. It was-" Just as PIcarDMPC was about to finish his sentence the Lawyer appeared agained, this time holding a paper for PIcarDMPC.
" You have been..." The lawyer never finished his sentence. He was leveled in a shower of bullets from the Mutant. The Mutent decided to the Lawyer must die because if she didn't he'd be back later in the game to cause more havic on the players.
" That wasn't unexpected..." Chaz spoke queitly as to not intrupt the tension in the air.
Rolling Stone quickly jumped behind a near by car as Setu and PIcarDMPC quickly rolled out of the cazed fire of the woman with the gun which for some odd reason became an Ak-47.
"That's it.. It's go time!" Shouted Stone as he loaded hollow points into his gun which were conveinently located next to the car. There always seem to be in Zombie games. Anyway, the shoesting began, Mutant shooting at Rolling, Rolling shooting at the Mutant, PIcarDMPC fireing and Setu eating his twinkies.
All the sudden....
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:28 am Post subject:

said ChazVanLanden 3 years ago, before disappearing forever! Ninjas leapt from the bushes, could they be responsible?!

TwinHamster · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:

...Wondered Gizmog before the seven ninjas of the Hidden Valley Ranch Clan appeared before him.

"Please relocate Chaz VanLanden for me, Ninjas!" Shouted Gizmog

The ninjas stayed silent and slowly drew out their ninja stars, summon-scrolls, and the such.

With little else to do, Gizmog re-summoned Rolling Stone to help him take a stand against their foes.

Valigarmander · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:54 am Post subject:

...Observed Twinhamster as he watched from a safe distance. But Giz's summon spell fucked up and he got Valigarmander instead. Gizmog, frustrated, decided to hit the ninjas with Fire3. But after casting his summon spell, he didn't have nearly enough mana.

"Damn it all!" cried the Giz as he stomped his feet, the ninjas drawing ever closer.

Luckily, Valigarmander was a level 21 time mage, and he cast X-Fer and sucked all the ninjas up into an alternate dimension. "Haha!" laughed Valigarmander gloriously.

"There's no time for your triumphant raving, we have much to do!" said Gizmog. "Lord Wangsword has attacked the peaceful villagers! Do you know what we must do?" Val shook his head. Gizmog rambles on about slaying dragons and raping injun women. "...And then, we save the world. Does that all sound good?"