Castle Paradox

Joe Man

By request of the most awesome person I know, I have started on the greusome task of making the most epic and downright awesome project ever. Because you are all such nice fellows, I will let you all see a tiny portion of the great picture, specifically an outline of one of the principle objects. Ladies and gentlemen, will you all give a warm welome to the greatest of greats, my pimping ride!

I would like to stress that this is only an outline, and is also incomplete at that. Moreis completed, but the public may not see any more than this for the time being. However, by the 27th, the whole picture may be available for you to see.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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DomGallo · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:26 am Post subject:

I've seen pimpin'er.
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The turkey: God's most noble creature.

Don't eat Turkey for Christmas. I WILL FIND OUT.

Joe Man · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:04 am Post subject:

You haven't seen all the details, foo'
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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Joe Man · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

Well, it's late, and not what I originally pictured, but here's how it turned out:

C&C would be nice.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

YARRR! You are awesome!
The bulging, bicepts, the bandana and hook hand. He's shooting the bird and stomping the cow. What can I say? This is gorgeous. A true masterpiece. The color is a little flat and the forearms are very strange looking, but you can't really ask for more than awesome; and this, my good man, is awesome.
One question. Is that blood in between the Hippo's toes?
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

DomGallo · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject:

I can see my vagina over that finger very easily. Good work, he's quite the lusty negroid.
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The turkey: God's most noble creature.

Don't eat Turkey for Christmas. I WILL FIND OUT.

Joe Man · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:11 am Post subject:

Whoops, the pallete was a bit off when I saved it. Here's the color correction

And yes, that is, of course, blood. And the pirate isn't black, at least not from my monitor. Mine's pretty bright, though.

I did have a lot of trouble with the forearms, trying to get them ight and ultimately failing. It's odd, since as a kid I grew up wth the Anatomy Coloring Book in my bedroom.

On the topic of things I had trouble with, the cow was the hardest and I feel I did the worst on the cow, especially the eyes. And considering I made this for a cow lover, it's a bit disappointing.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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DomGallo · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:08 pm Post subject:

The cows alright. That dude's arms are way too big compared to his torso though. And his hands (Well, HAND) are TINY compared to his arms.
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The turkey: God's most noble creature.

Don't eat Turkey for Christmas. I WILL FIND OUT.

LongeBane · Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 312 Location: Tomorrow

I think this picture needs a bowflex in the background.

KainMinter · ***~*** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 155 Location: Austin

LongeBane · Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 312 Location: Tomorrow

I fixed it.

DomGallo · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject:

BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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The turkey: God's most noble creature.

Don't eat Turkey for Christmas. I WILL FIND OUT.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject:

haha! Modifying Songs from Midi to Mp3 is one thing, Longe, but changing someone's work of art is another. That seems just plain disrespectful.
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Sparoku · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject:

LongeBane · Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 312 Location: Tomorrow

I apologize for my misconduct and I will never commit such inhumane actions again.