Castle Paradox

[Rolling Stone]

"I'm hoping I get good tips from people who feel sorry for me tonight."

I read "Tips" as "Advice".

I'm generally annoyed by most high school girls, the only girlfriend I ever really loved was homeschooled. It's not like you're a pederast for taking a 17 year old girl up on whatever she offers though, just be careful of the law, and remember that her mental age is more important than physical. If you dated a 30 year old retarded person I'd accuse you of victimizing her, but if you dated a 16 year old with a mature outlook and lacking in the girlish stupidity that plagues most women well into their fifties, there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't go telling me that that nine year old was wise beyond her years.
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BANDIT REVOLVER, DOWNLOAD IT OR ELSE.

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[Shadowiii]

Had a nice talk with a girl who I like a lot (actually am talking to her right now). Hopefully upped the relationship from "close friend" to something else, eh?

If only my computer hadn't crashed, eating 30 pages of homework due Wednesday! Curse you, computer, for screwing over Valentines day!
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But enough talk, have at you!

[Gizmog1]

Sephy: Your birthday's Feb 15th? Jesus man, mine too. Happy birthday.

Ah, this was the best valentine's day ever, I think. I didn't get laid or anything, but I didn't die (IF you know abotu the curse, you'd know I have to mention this) and myself and Chip spent the day pulling a Valentine's Day Prank on Michelle. We followed her around town with a ton of rose petals, and threw them on/in the air surrounding her. At one point, some guy from the cops tried to call it littering, but we made off by explaining it was only leaves, and we were being paid 10 bucks an hour by her boyfriend to do it.

[Moogle1]

Oh, I see. No, I got $60 last night, which is no record, but excellent for a Monday.

Okay, that's good advice too -- but here we reach another personal oddity of mine. The mentality I like is the one that can be five years old (in the sense of playfulness) one minute and thirty the next (in the sense of maturity). Someone with whom I can have fun and then hold an intelligent conversation, or vice versa.

There aren't enough of these out there, sadly. Most people either take life too seriously or don't know when to grow up.

So, as a result, I can say with about 90% certainty that I will not marry anyone I currently know. Until I find someone who meets my uber-selective criterion, though, I figure there's no harm in playing the field (in the inoffensive sense).
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Slime Salad :: Independent Game Design

[LeRoy_Leo]

Moogle sounds like my older brother. He has the same high standards (maybe higher) Now he's 30 years old and finally decided that he would be happier as a single man the rest of his life.

What do y'all think about that?
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

[Moogle1]

He's deluded.



Well, of course I'm going to be picky about the person with whom I'll be living for the next fifty years or so. That doesn't mean I'm never going to find someone who meets my standards, though.

[The Wobbler]

[Sparoku]

[JSH357]

Of course, we all know what the ladies REALLY want.

It involves fiddling with something very sensitive!


Guess!


Go on!





















... communication.

[Sephyroth]

.........


Cell phones?
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im realy ded

[MultiColoredWizard]

women either take a lot of talking, or a lot of booze.

[JSH357]

You got-ta hoooold her
(HOOOOLD HER!)
Teeeeeeeease her
(TEEEEEASE HER!)
BUT MOSTA ALL YA GOT TA PLEEEEASE HER