Castle Paradox

SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

After the dismal failure of Put On Shoes: THE MOVIE at the box office, our marketers have concluded that its failure resulted from the lack at attracting a more mature, hip, japanese cartoon (or as the cool kids like to call it 'anime')-obssesed crowd. To this end, we have decided to start production on a remake of the original to appeal to this lucrative market so we can suck it much like a cow's nubile teet.

Presenting...

The shoes which are placed: THE MOVIE

In addition to the wonderfuly uninspired ripped-straight-from-japan's-anals art style, it will include a trying-way-too-hard-to-be-japanese american j-pop band's dull, generic, and uninspired soundtrack. Some minor plot changes have been made as well, for example instead of going on a fantastic journey to put on shoes, the hero now sits in his high school class all day whining about having to put his shoes on until the timer runs out. To fit the darker, more mature story line the hero also dies at the end, with only one shoe in hand- not put on.

Coming 2005, rated R for intense shoe putting on action scenes that may scar children for life and sexual shoe scenes.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Sex shoe scenes? Like they tongue each other?

Get it? Tongue? Part of a shoe?

Ha ha ha ha ha *squish* *thud*
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Jjkaybomb · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject:

I'd just like to translate the bottom here:

Of hello *not reconizable word* always *not reconizable word* like what kind of two kiss of *possibly the car* kiss *not reconizable word* *not reconizable word* of *not reconizable word*

Well, sounds like the theme of Put Shoes On to me.
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Me · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:15 pm Post subject:

Actually, according to some thing I read somewhere, "ferrari" is Japanese slang for fellatio.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Even better :flamedevil: :flamedevil: :flamedevil: :flamedevil: :flamedevil:
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SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

The Japanese slang of "maytag" is so dirty I can't tell the definition here.