Castle Paradox

Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Best Graphics
Gato Sucio (Why this? Because of the backdrops. They fit in so damn well with the game's theme.)
Barely Legal Bitches (The clear graphics winner. With the exception of three whole backdrops, this game is another graphical masterpeice.)
Burgertory (This may be oddly placed, and though I hated the graphics, they fit the game's theme perhaps the best of all the entries. You'll feel literally like you're playing some old low end chinese pirate rip off gameboy game.)

Worst Graphics
Dog Got Hit By Car
386-DX
P THE SUPER VIRUS

Best Music
OHR House (This game has perhaps one of the best OHR soundtracks I've heard in a while. It's all well ripped, well placed, and has a wide variety to it.)
Barely Legal Bitches (Though the main theme is annoying as hell after a while, it's well placed. All the rest of the music is just there for atmosphere, and with a jukebox, you can choose your own damn music.)
OMG TIZ ROXORS 3 (See the above for OHR House)

Worst Music
P the Super Virus
YOUR MOM (Just... no)
Timmy's Maze

Most Enjoyable
Barely Legal Bitches (Odd enjoyment from wondering who will walk in next)
OHR House (The best OHR movie I've ever seen, and it's only halfway through)
Gato Sucio (I've got robots, Bitch!)

Least Enjoyable
Dog That Got Hit By Car
Entry
P the Super Virus

Offensiveness
Entry (All things aside, Nazi jokes are great comedy. Add irish people to the mix and you've got a volitile combination)
Barely Legal Bitches (This game has it all. Nazis, Pediphiles, Voyeurism, Rape, Incest, Beastiality, Long lines of swearing and drunkeness, Insults to community members, Blatantly stolen ideas, and The worst one liners ever written. And furries. If you're not offended by any of this, the only thing left is goatse)
Burgertory (MY EYES BLEED. YOU SIR HAVE OFFENDED ME)

Extras
OHRDate 1.5 (This is to OHR Date what Lord of Destruction was to Diablo II, and is perhaps the first real OHR 'expansion pack'. The entire concept of an expansion pack for OHR is brilliant. The core gameplay of OHR date is essentially the same, just improved. It even comes with its own save file, in case you didn't want to play all the way through its predecessor. The list of cameo appearances goes on and on, and it all flows together nicely. The clear winner in my opinion)
Barely Legal Bitches (This comes in a close second to OHR date 1.5 in terms of extras and is packed so tightly with references it's hard to catch all of them. 7 different endings, hidden features, upgrades, TONS of different preference combinations, and even hidden material lumped in the RPG file itself to scare off hackers.)
OHR House (The fact that this game has its own LJ community should speak volumes about it. Weekly voting and all.)

Machu · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

TMC · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject:

Excellent. So far, yeeLOL is shaping up to be the most terrible game of all, with no votes at all, though I didn't bother checking whether this was true for any other games.
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Iblis · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject:

Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject:

I've yet to play everything, so expect my vote within the next few days. When does voting end, BTW? Like two or 3 weeks from now, amirite?

The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Phil Arts · Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:29 pm Post subject:

Too bad I didnt release P THE SUPER VIRUS2 In Time So Im releaseing
it just for the hell of it.

TMC · Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject:

Uncommon · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:24 pm Post subject:

Most Enjoyable
1. OHR DATE 1.5
2. SCOTTIE GOES TO HELL

Least Enjoyable (Most Boring)
1. HARRY POTTER
2. BLB

Most Offensive
2. BURGERTORY - You call this a parody? I am sincerely offended.

That's all. I don't care enough to fill out the whole thing.

Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Thanks for voting. I'll post the results shortly.