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Joe Man
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 Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: When Chicken Soup Got Out of Hand |
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| One day Larry decided to make some chicken soup. Larry knew exactly where to get the best chicken soup. From fresh chickens. Larry was pondering where he was to get fresh chicken, when his doorbell rang. Ding dong! Larry answered the door, and was happy to find a fresh chicken trying to sell him a blender! Larry invited the him into his house, and before the cowardly salesman could react, he found himself in a blender which was swiftly switched on, quickly pureeing him into a red, feathery mess. "How delicious!" Larry said, sampling the gory soup, "I shall sell this and make a million dollars!" And to this day, Larry can be found in front on the White House, warding off terrorists. |
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Roach Lir
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| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:39 am Post subject: |
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It's... different...
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Battleblaze
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| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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no
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Joe Man
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| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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You're thinking about Halogrunt001, aren't you?
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Roach Lir
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| Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:19 am Post subject: |
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Who's Halogrunt001?
Battleblaze, what did you mean by no?
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Joe Man
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Halogrunt001 is the guy who wrote "Stupid Story" and "The Elements"
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Roach Lir
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| Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Ah...
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Michael, Gold Dragonrider
Sir Michael, Wyrmaster of the Gold
Joined: 30 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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That was funny, in a very disturbed way.
PS I think my dragon would like some of that soup, how much is it? |
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Machu
Righter, a person who rights wrongs
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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"Some people are about to be run over
Michael has about 5 seconds"
In laymans terms, that thing you just did; don't do that.
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Eggie
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Is it one of those stories that are weird but have a meaning behind it? Example, Samuel Beckett's plays of the abstract. Or it's just weird... It is different, and the soup is 2.04$ (American.) |
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Shadowiii
It's been real.
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Totally sweet.
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Chaz VanLanden
I believe its a Cat god...
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| Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 8:20 am Post subject: |
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.........Ummmm
WTF MATE? 
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Setu_Firestorm
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