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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:26 am    Post subject: The Idea (Make Suggestions) Reply with quote

Battle a never-ending hoard of the undead in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! Five massive areas loaded with obstacles, speeders, boats, hovercrafts, supplies, buildings, modern ruins, and, of course, ZOMBIES TO HH4X0RZ! (a cross between Left 4 Dead and my own twisted idea of what the zombie apocalypse is going to look like)

speed- spd- 1/2*def
defense- def- 3/4*atk
attack- atk- (4*spd)-(1/4*def)
majik- mjk- 1/3*(atk+def+spd)
strength- buf (like in "buff")- (1/2*atk)+(3/8*def)
drunkennes- bze (like "booze")- aim-10=1(bze)- fixed by sobriety potion
hangover- hng- spd-5(bze) & aim+10(bze)=1(hng); fixed by pigbelly bread
experience (exp) to level (lvl) equasion: lvl=(exp^2)-(1/2*(spd+def+buf+mjk))+(bze+hng)*(1/2*X)
X=random number from 1 to 50

Jick el Tearer- (dark)- mysterious, remorseful serial killer being haunted by victims
Phoenix- (fire)- Jick's wife, regrets her old life as an evil genetic engineer
Chuck Norris- (light, 'cause he's faster than it)- Chuck Norris ('nuff said), regrets not hiring Phoenix to create a Chuck Norris clone super-army
Posidon- (water)- Greek god of the sea, regrets not allowing Phoenix's hoard of gigantic box jellyfish into the ocean ('cause it was Chuck's idea to put them there)
Olaf- (earth)- Viking berzerker and Phoenix's highschool sweetheart, regrets that last shot...
Zapdos- (electric)- electric legendary bird pokemon, regrets being Phoenix's college sweetheart (I mean, really, her name makes her seem like a legendary bird of some sort, and who knew pokemon could get herpes?)

Safehouse Guy (Adam)- paranoied about zombies, so he survived the Apocalypse of Zombie by staying in his bunker/house
Arms and Armaments Dealer (Nina)- she deals in weapons and armor, wadidja expect?

in order of most common to most rare:
John Doe Zombie- Just your average zombie
Macro-Corpse- Big ol' fat ol' strong ol' zombie
Elemental Zombies-
Grue (dark; only in caves)- Are these things undead? I'm not sure...
Eurg (light; only in light)- The opposite of a grue
Fire Zombie (fire)- HOT! HOT! HOT!
Water Zombie (water)- Eeeewwwww... The crabs got it's eyes... (less accurate)
Earth Zombie (earth)- Oh, man, I hope that's _mud_...
Zomborg- (electric)- cyberneticaly reanimated corpse
Valkerie- A flying zombie from the frigid northlands
Cultist Zombie- Just plain evil
Vengance Zombie- "Ahm gonna git chu!"
Vigilante Zombie- Trying to win his soul back by saving everyone on the Earth; he didn't do too well...
Patchy- Think "Frankenstien," but more rotten. And evil.
Shayman- a Polynesian immigrant witch doctor whose exposure to various plants, fungi, and exotic animals has given him a powerfull venom
ZombiEXP- a weak adversary that gives tons of experience
ZomBling- a weak adversary that gives tons of money
ZombItem- a weak adversary thats half random-stuff gollum and half zombie and gives tons of regular (non-majik) items (like weapons, ammo, food, drink, clothes, et al.)
Zomboni- a gypsy zombie that gives tons of majik items

sweetloaf- regains HP- a medievil recipie for the nobles, made with honey, water, and sugar slowly carmelized with pine nuts, then shaped into loafs; it's really, REALLY sweetly, tooth-rottingly good
Dunkin' Doughnuts- increase speed- my mouth is watering; imma run 'n' get some...
toast- increases accuracy- face it, all toasters toast it, and they shoot it out... what else is there to do with it but shoot stuff at it while it's airborn?
hormone-enhanced Oreos- increases strength- testosterone (or estrogen, if that's how you roll) laced trans fats and sugars btween two artaficialy-flavored chocolate cookies; whats NOT to love?
Kevlar Krispies sweetened Kevlar cereal- increases defense- when I wake up, I like a big ol' bowl of body armor, because I find it fortifies my skin, and makes me have pleasant hallucinations.
(all drinks restore HP)
glue from concentrate- because you never wanna loose that stick-to-it-iveness that keeps you fighting
urin- urin has oodles of vitamins that your body didn't need the first time around, but you might need them now! it's steril, so drink up!
water- because it's good to stay hydrated
Snap-e-Tom Tomato and Chile Cocktail- It's so good, I decided to put it in this game idea!
sword- it slices! it dices! it slays those zombies like theres no tomorrow, because, well, there might not be a tomorrow!
swordgun- O. M. Great googledy gosh... A gun... that's also... a sword...

majik items:
The Python- line 1: "import HAXZOMBIE"
hex(adecimal)- ff00ff! Pink majik!
#- IPOUNDYOUFACE!!!!!!1!!!!!11! (strong majik: damage=1/2*(buf+mjk))
Schweppenstien's Currative Citrus Drink- Pure lemon juice mixed with tonic water. This stuff is sure to increase your majikness and strength! Great with gin!
Gin- a Faustian drink; you get some good at the price of more good: drink this and loose 10 aim and get 5 spd and def (bze+1).
Sobriety potion- A majiky glowing gunk that removes drunkeness. Not approved by the FDA, CDC, FBI, CBC, NBC, or any other three-letter acronyms
Pigbelly bread- A majiky compound (derived from the belly of a pig, between twopieces of a bakeddough made of bleached wheat, and a myterious fungus that causes beer to foam) which removes hangover.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hoard is a place where you keep stuff. A horde is a large group.

A horde of dragons is a tough fight.
A dragon's hoard is what you get from killing one.

Other than that, I don't see much problem with your design.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh. thanks!
but what if it's a horde of zombies in a hoard?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should make a game about kittens instead.
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