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ARFENHOUSE!!!1 #!!!!!!! vs. Seth
ARFENHOUSE!!!1 #!!!!!!!
Download: 1.16 MB
Play Time: 1 hours and 9 minutes
Review # 3 for Seth
Them's Fightin' Words
    [I'm not against newbies. I was one, and everybody else was.]

LOLOL!!!! TIHS GAM ROX0RS LOL!!! Sorry about that, I'm still on a high from playing this game. A game that pays out newbie games in a non-mean way is one of the most amazing and funny things ever created on OHR.

    The graphics were newbie-like (i.e. bad) but were bearable, as it is meant to be like that. There were numerous pictures scanned in, like Good/Bad Kitty, who are real photos of cats, and the numerous enemies like some US president, (Nixon, I think. I'm from Australia, so I don't know these things. I spell funny too.) and the creator's grandfather. A funny addition was the original SandSea background from the engine itself.
    This game's storyline was hard to follow unless you are an Email/txt freak who has spell everything with less than six letters (i.e. txt, 2, FYI etc.) or spell reeeally badly. The story was, I think, about a "KOMET" that is about to destroy the "URTH" and "HOUSMASTR" and "PIKAHCU" go to save the world in a "ROKT". Meanwhile, "BILLY" is trying to destroy the world and, more especially the "ARFENHOUSE". Very confusing.
    The gameplay was generally a lot better than the game itself, and is the least newbie-type thing in the game. The moon map was rather funny, (Press F1 while you're on the moon) and the Soldiers were very RPG-like.
    The battles are usually against giant faces that have been scanned in and take up the entire screen. Other battles feature enemies like "MY FREND AYM" and a large pringles can. The attacks are sort of well animated, and the Hero graphics aren't all that bad.
  Map Design
    The maps are weird. The tiles are usually one colour (See, my spelling is funny) and it is easy to get lost. The only bad thing about the game, it can be conquered/avoided by pressing F1/F11.
    The game is relatively easy, and the maps are designed in such a way that one cannnot tell if he/she is going the right way or around in circles. The battles hold interest for the most part, and are fun.
    Ripped from the creator. A touch of pure genius, as the game is a newbie spoof.
    This game was incredibly funny, and belongs in a OHR MAD Magazine of sorts. The text was hard to understand, and it was easy to get lost. But I respect that.
Final Blows
    This game, while making every single mistake in the book (if there was one) still manages to pull through. An incredibly funny game that should not be missed.

Final Scores
Graphics: 7/10.0
One colour tiles, ripped backgrounds and scanned pictures. If this wasn't a spoof and incredibly funny, it would not even be worth a -10.
Storyline: 5/10.0
Gameplay: 3/10.0
Know where you are at ALL times. Or use F11. Killing the old guy is fun though.
Music: 4/10.0
Ripped from the creator. A bad thing to do. A spoof though, so I let it go. Well placed.
Enjoyment: 8/10.0
An incredibly and increasingly funny spoof of newbies. Well enjoyed.
Overall Grade: B+
Final Thoughts
    A game that should not be missed. If anyone wants to learn how to make a successful game, they should either do the same, or do the opposite.  

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