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The ultimate game of Gay Bashing and Sensless Profanity! If you feel like beating up shape people because of their gayness, then this controversial game is for you.
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| Graphics |
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The graphics, sadly to say, had more potential that weren't used up until the end of the game. The walkabouts had a little work put into them, but altogether, the monster graphics were as simple as the walkabouts, which is both a good thing and a bad thing.
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| Storyline |
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This game doesn't seem to be made for the sake of story, as it is only about you beating up gay squares/circles/etc just to get to the creators of the game and beat the crap out of them.
The dialogue is that of what you'd most likely hear in an Eminem song.
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| Gameplay |
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The gameplay was rather simple and predictable. You knew that your only objective was to go into the gay bar in town, and beat up their ring leader. Other than that, nothing new here.
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Battle |
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The battles were quite annoying. On top of the fact that I really didn't feel like fighting them (God bless the F4 button), they just got in the way.
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Map Design |
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The maps were all the same bland tileset up until you got to the swamp. My guess is they were thrown together in about 45 minutes' time. At least, I hand it to the creator that he at least modeled the towns differently.
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Balance |
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This game had a good balance, it was just elevated pretty low on a morality scale.
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| Music |
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All the music was mostly stuff that you get with the OHR engine, and it seemed like only a few pieces were well placed. Me being a musician, I DO look for that.
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| Enjoyment |
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I downloaded this game thinking it would be funny, such as IMD or Arfenhouse, but only to find that I finished the game for the sake of writing this review
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| Final Blows |
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The fact that this author made 4 more games of this saga leads me to hope that he/she improved on it. Otherwise, I don't believe that this game took serious dedication.
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