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A Wizard's life vs. Wapam
A Wizard's life Did he really draw this. If Sparrowhawk did then don't let it bribe you.
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Review # 1 for Wapam Did he really draw this. If Sparrowhawk did then don't let it bribe you.
Them's Fightin' Words
    When I first played this I've you play an exciting game where you actually can do anything, like a regular life. WRONG! This was unexpectly terrible and I knew from the start as I played The wizard's Life this wasn't really a wizard's life. I don't even think he was a wizard or mage.
    Bad, or horrible. It was horrible. No shadowing, or effort into it! Well the tilesets were ok but in the villages there were same exact house saying "locked" when you tried to enter it and every town had same walkabout graphics saying "Hi there!"

Enemies were the same with different colors, and when you're in battle you look the same in battle and in not in battle! He used the walkabout for the battling.

Overall, BAD.
    Well, I'm not sure if this had a story line if it did then it would be worse. The story was bad. At first he said he was going to wander around for no reason (I think I'm not really sure). I don't really want to explain it all because it sucked and it's a long one too. I'll summarize it.

First you must go to a psycic who tells you to go to a Mountain of Terror which has no battles, NPC's, or delays there. Then to a female mayor who joins you to be protected which is weird because she gets captured. Then you go a a temple with no one in there! And so on. -.-

    Uhhh... the gameplay was below average like 3/10 because the game sucked. So did the gameplay. There's this one guy who sells you things and he is usable only once so that really pissed me off. So did the game.  
    The backdrops made me sick and also laugh. The bosses felt like really easy enemies. So guess how the enemies were. How come both of the heroes can do same attacks, like Fire, and Ice, and Absorb. That made it simple, or very easy.
  Map Design
    The maps were way to samll and in your village (I think it was one) had only 2 houses that looked exactly the same in the water and your neighbor and you lived alone. If they were adults then you missed all the fun stuff of a Wizard's Life because apretices are more funner than wanderig around into random places.
Like I said before the housed were locked if you tried to enter it, and the same NPC's saying "HI there!"

Why would you make a shop that disappears every time you use him?!

Oh in the Mountain of Terror (Terror Mountain) it was dark you looked the same so that was kind of weird.
    The balnce was too small, seriously why would you make it like that. There's a item called Hyper that made your speed so super fast and the enemies couldn't touch you. Seriously, the balance fell right when you started.  
    Okay, the music was fine. It was the best thing it hapened to this game. And the music wasn't that good, so how do you think the game is?  
    I didn't enjoy it, and you won't either, I will 70% guarantee it... really I do. It was so bad that it was funny.  
Final Blows
    I didn't like it. And I don't think there should be another one. If you played this game then you should probably know what I mean.
See how small this village is? Compare the houses. And the walkabout from the tilesetes.

See how small this village is? Compare the houses. And the walkabout from the tilesetes.
Final Scores
Graphics: 3/10.0
Not good, and really not excellent. They were below average.
Storyline: 1/10.0
What? What are you talking about. There is no storyline in this game.
Gameplay: 1.5/10.0
What game will let you win everytime?
Music: 3.5/10.0
The best thing that has ever happened to this game... the music.
Enjoyment: 1.5/10.0
I didn't really enjoy it, well I didn't.
Overall Grade: D-
Final Thoughts
    This is not a Wizard's life, or anything close to it. I don't think he was even a wizard.  

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