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OMG TIZ ROXORZ vs. Setu_Firestorm
Download: 122B
Play Time: 00 hours and 01 minutes
Review # 1 for Setu_Firestorm
Them's Fightin' Words
    This "game" was obviously made to be funny, and has no apparent purpose otherwise. It consists of a stick man walking into spikes.
    Not much to say here. The spikes are outlined in a darker shade of grey, while the stick figure is in pure green. That's about it!  
    There's a story? Shoot! Must've went beyond me!  
    I get to hit the "Enter" key twice! That's the most fun I've had in some time!  
    The only battle involved was the one where I tried to maintain my sanity.  
  Map Design
    Not much of a map, other than a nice spikebed.  
    I'd say nothing and nothing balance well.  
    The silence in this game was like music to my ears. Best original score ever!  
    The only reason I enjoyed this game was because at the time I played it, I was wanting to laugh about something dumb.  
Final Blows
    If you like stupid crap that makes no sense, then this game's for you. Otherwise, don't waste your life on it!

Final Scores
Graphics: 1/10.0
I could draw better than these graphics on a bathroom wall
Storyline: 1/10.0
This game obviously had no thought put into it, let alone a story.
Gameplay: 1/10.0
Love that "Enter" Key
Music: 1/10.0
I listen to pretend music!
Enjoyment: 2/10.0
This is the only thing this game has going for it is the insanity factor.
Overall Grade: F-
Final Thoughts
    My final thought...Winners, don't do drugs.  

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