| Them's Fightin'
            Words | 
        
          |  |  | This "game" was obviously made to be funny, and has no apparent purpose otherwise. It consists of a stick man walking into spikes. | 
          | Graphics | 
        
          |  |  | Not much to say here. The spikes are outlined in a darker shade of grey, while the stick figure is in pure green. That's about it! |  | 
        
          | Storyline | 
        
          |  |  | There's a story? Shoot! Must've went beyond me! |  | 
        
          | Gameplay | 
        
          |  |  | I get to hit the "Enter" key twice! That's the most fun I've had in some time! |  | 
        
          |  | Battle | 
        
          |  |  | The only battle involved was the one where I tried to maintain my sanity. |  | 
        
          |  | Map Design | 
        
          |  |  | Not much of a map, other than a nice spikebed. |  | 
        
          |  | Balance | 
        
          |  |  | I'd say nothing and nothing balance well. |  | 
        
          | Music | 
        
          |  |  | The silence in this game was like music to my ears. Best original score ever! |  | 
        
          | Enjoyment | 
        
          |  |  | The only reason I enjoyed this game was because at the time I played it, I was wanting to laugh about something dumb. |  | 
		
          | Final Blows | 
        
          |  |  | If you like stupid crap that makes no sense, then this game's for you. Otherwise, don't waste your life on it! |