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OMG TIZ ROXORZ vs. MultiColoredWizard
OMG TIZ ROXORZ lol henti shud b bannd frm diz gaym but lol it wuz sexxy newayz so yay
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Play Time: 0 hours and 2 minutes
Review # 3 for MultiColoredWizard lol henti shud b bannd frm diz gaym but lol it wuz sexxy newayz so yay
Them's Fightin' Words
    ok so liyk i reale liyk thiz gaym kuz itz kul so thiz revyu mite b a bit biassd but thiz gaym is so kool!!1!!1
    omg dood these gfx wur awzum!!1 thurz thiz green dood and liyk he walks in2 sum spikes nd they wur mayd of 2 colorz!!!
    ok so thurz thiz dood whuz like sayn thiz stuff nd then he jumpz off a cliff kuz hez agitatod(sp?) at teh world kuz it sukz!!1
    ya thiz gaym wuz 1 of thuz push the spayz bar buttin gaymz othar then that thru wuz no gaympl8-t!!
    wtf no fites o well teh gaym wuz still kool!!!1
  Map Design
    ya the map wuz kool kuz itz a siyd skrolr and siydskolrs r kool liyk siv nd bayb bob!!!1
    ya it wuz kool you saw 2 texts nd thin u push the spayz bar 2 timz so itz purfectly balinced!!1
    no thur wuz no myusik but it wuz still kool!!11
    ya i had lotz of fun kuz it wuz kool!
Final Blows
    u shud get it or u wood b missn alot!!!1
omfg tizh guy stohl form ppl he shud go 2 ehl!!111!

omfg tizh guy stohl form ppl he shud go 2 ehl!!111!
Final Scores
Graphics: 5/10.0
They're good for what they mean, but I think it would have been better if JSH3..err.. Poodles would have tried [harder].
Storyline: 5/10.0
Not much of a story, but a funny one.
Basically, a guy philosophically rants and commits suicide.
Gameplay: 5/10.0
Yeah.. whatever the hell mashing the space bar is counts.. but damn it was funny.
Music: 1/10.0
OMFG THIZ M..err.. wait, I'm being serious here. There wuz..was no music, so there isn't much atomsphere.
Enjoyment: 8/10.0
Hell yes.(It's fucking funny)
Overall Grade: C+
Final Thoughts
    I really wish that people wouldn't excuse this as a 'omfg u dum kok pudlz ur gaymz sux' and recognise that this has SYMBOLISM in it. Really. People are idiots. This is proof of that. Everyone that doesn't see that *COUGH*OTHERPEOPLE*COUGH*, well, then.. 'lol u r 4 teh riturd.'  

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