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DA Bus vs. Tsunamidog
Download: 132 KB
Play Time: 0 hours and 15 (at most) minutes
Review # 4 for Tsunamidog IZ DA BUS BBY!!!
Them's Fightin' Words
    You are about to witness the weirdest review, on the weirdest game. WARNING: This game includes the following, chicken coups, school buses smaller than windows, kids with abnormally big heads, and racist stick-figured people. If you cannot handle these, please, for your own safety, don't read this review. Because this review, is almost as pointless as the game itself.
    Where should I start? How about the map tiles. I've seen worse. Not that that says much, but the map tiles are not completely crappy. Some are okay; like the inside of the bus, and the windows of houses. Other than that, the map tiles look like they were drawn together in about 10 seconds. That, and the grass's bright green about makes your eyeballs explode. Now the heroes/enemies. Everyone has a stick body with a huge head. Thatís just plain weird. And even for stick-bodies, the walkabouts are still bad. When youíre fighting, you still have a stick body. That and the other kid who you would be fighting is about 5 times as big as you....but doesn't have a stick body! yay. The backgrounds were just picture, and looked very tacky.  
    The storyline is simple. Very, very simple. You wake people up to catch the school bus. After getting on the school bus, you battle racist kids. Then, the bus driver disappears and you go into a house were there are floating heads. And well.....yeah, thatís it. It's very short and if there was more of a storyline, I would have written more.  
    I don't think there was hardly any game play at all! You walk, you fight, the end. You don't pick up anything, but you do get to learn how to....burn people? You can talk to people, and thatís game play....right? If so, all of the dialogue is completely pointless, and so are the fights. Read the next section for that.  
    The very few battles sucked. No offense. But there was only a couple battles, which were amazingly easy to beat. You battle racist kids, and some guy who I don't know why he is fighting you. Like I said, the backgrounds are just pictures. You and your three friends can burn the enemies in like five different ways. Even if one person died, you could still clobber any enemy that came close to you. The easy battles just made the game less fun to beat.  
  Map Design
    Gotta admit, the maps weren't good either. They are all small and give you no room to explore. The only place it lets you go is right to the next enemy. Some places look like stuff was just put there to take up space. You can walk into a couple peopleís houses, though. Which were extremely tiny.  
    Balance? HA! You couldn't pick up anything, and you could squish the enemies no matter what. Towards the end, you could save and buy health. That is literally it. Thats all you could do.  
    Can't play BAM.  
    I think this game needs some serious work done on it in order for this game to be fun. It also needs to be longer. Thatís why my review was short, because the game was short. It wasn't all bad. It had some okay jokes, and some easy fights that I could beat. But overall, I didn't personally like it.  
Final Blows
    After playing this, my first thought was "that's it?" The game was waaaayyy to short. Thatís why my review was so short. If you like really weird games that you can beat to make you feel happy, this game is exactly what youíre looking for.
The little yellow thing is the bus. I would imagine it would be quite cramped in there...

The little yellow thing is the bus. I would imagine it would be quite cramped in there...
Final Scores
Graphics: 2/10.0
Someone really needs to redo some of these graphics...
Storyline: 1/10.0
You try to catch a bus. You then fight people. There, you have just played the game.
Gameplay: 1/10.0
You walk. You talk. You fight. How fun.
Music: 1/10.0
Don't know.
Enjoyment: 1.5/10.0
I have played worse, if you want, give it a shot. You might mildly like it.
Overall Grade: D-
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