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Scarface 2: The Reckoning vs. Bobert41
Scarface 2: The Reckoning
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Download: 120 KB
Review # 60 for Bobert41
Them's Fightin' Words
    In a world where it's all about the moneys, one name can be rememebered: Scarface. Actually, I never saw whatever movie this guy's from, but I do recognize his face. This game is about that character going through dogs, dags, cronnies, and such to get what it is every man wants: Evasion from taxes.

Graphics: They're not really all that good. The sprites could use shading and the backdrops look like they were drawn in paintbrush.

Music: Ripped. He credits the original authors for their work, though, which I find to be a good thing when ripping. Nice musical choices as well.

Plot: Plot? Not much of anything there... just mafia mumbo jumbo. The story starts out with you fighting mafia people and when you beat it, he explains how he dodged paying taxes or the government or something. It didn't make a whole lot of sense to me... I guess I should watch more mafia movies or something.

Gameplay: The battles are hold-the-space-bar-for-the-life-of-you kind of battles. Really. That's all you do. "Say hello to my little friend", "suck on this", "take this, meat head" and "heal, bitch" are two phrases you'll have engraved into your mind once you beat this game... not that the game is long or anything. It should only take you around 5 minutes to complete.
Final Scores
Graphics: 6.5/10.0
The graphics aren't beautiful, but they fit, damnit.
Storyline: 5/10.0
Plot? Non existant.
Gameplay: 10/10.0
It's alright if you like them "Hold the spacebar" battles.
Music: 6.5/10.0
The music is placed well, but as many games are, it's.... *gasp* ripped.
Overall Grade: B-
Final Thoughts
    The first mafia guy you fight bites you. He BITES you! What's up with that? The game is somewhat entertaining.... if the graphics were better, I'd say it was taken straight out of "I Made Dis" due to it's lack of any true focus.  

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