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Kidworld vs. Bobert41
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Review # 47 for Bobert41
Them's Fightin' Words
    Wow... this game.... it's so bad.... I can't even express it. Was it ready for release? I think not.

Graphics: The graphics are newbie-ish. The walking is very fake as far as OHR goes, and sprites are re-used. The houses are triangles. There are plenty of places you can walk right through, like parts of the lake and such.

Storyline: What? Non existant.

Gameplay: It blows. You walk through houses and all doors connect to one another, not to mention how many damn house doors there are. The only battle you fight is against the many many many baby sitter clones on a US flag backdrop. Wow. Now that's stupid. You can try to go to the lake and get some characters for no reason at all, but why when you could just find that fuzzball thing in one of the houses to be your ally?

Music: Non-existant.
Final Scores
Graphics: 3/10.0
Very very unpleasant. Horrible. What else can I say about them?
Storyline: 1.5/10.0
Fight the baby sitter clone. Why? No reason. Get some blond haired guy, some green haired guy, and a fuzz ball on your team. Why? No reason. Go through houses and get lost. Why? No reason.
Gameplay: 1/10.0
Well, the gameplay is there, but it's sooo very much crap.
Music: 1/10.0
I think there's one song in which one note plays. One note.
Overall Grade: F-
Final Thoughts
    A dead penguin could make a better game. Seriously, though, was any thought put into this at all? Horrible. Avoid this one at all costs.  

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