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The Fallen Knight vs. Chaos Nyte
The Fallen Knight
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Chaos Nyte
Review # 19 for Chaos Nyte
Them's Fightin' Words
    Maybe this game is a prank. No gameplay, no music, and less then five minutes long. The hell?!

Storyline: Lets wake up in the XF-8 prison, with no memory of who you are. After talking to some other cell mates, a newspaper appears out of nowhere, when our hero sees it, he realizes that he is the famous General Vernon! Of course, the player never actually gets a chance to view the paper, since bad plotscripting only shows it for less then a second. After you prove it to the guards by showing them your famous scar, your let out to train some troops. Only some guy thinks your not General Vernon and yells to everyone that your not. Then the demo ends and your allowed to walk around a shitty overworld map. I haven't been this annoyed with a game since Duck and MJ 2.

Graphics: Pretty nice map tiles. Dripping water tiles, some nice use of shading, and interesting prison designs. Walkabouts are shoddy at best, and the battle graphics look awful.

Gameplay: You get to talk to a fellow inmate a few times before you find the newspaper. Lets face it, there isn't any gameplay.

Music: Doesn't exist. Booooooo!

Sidenote: Though the game sucks hardcore, the intro of the this person's logo looks nice. I just wish he spent MORE TIME ON HIS GAME THEN ON THIS STUPID LITTLE COMPANY LOGO THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYWAYS!
Final Scores
Graphics: 6/10.0
Though there isn't many of them, these graphics are a step above standard newbie art.
Storyline: 1/10.0
Ooo, a war on some far off planet. And your the hero right? So original.
Gameplay: 1/10.0
Maybe was just a teaser demo. Anyway, there is no gameplay.
Music: 1/10.0
WTF? Not even a complete shitty demo. No music!
Overall Grade: F-
Final Thoughts
    Thanks for killing some more of brain cells. It's games like this that make me wonder why I review in the first place.  

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