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Pixilation vs. Psyco2000
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Review # 10 for Psyco2000
Them's Fightin' Words
    I...don't quite know what to make of this one... The story is that... well... um... you're a pixel in a computer, and you were born with RAM. The other pixels around you are idiots, which is easy to see. Soon the user will turn off the computer (shame on you!), and all but eight pixils will be destroyed, the ones with RAM. See where I'm going with this? Of course, four are good, and four are evil. Why? I don't know. They just are.

The surprising part of this game is that there's an actual game to it! I expected it to be some lame attempt to make a game in the "Bad Game" genre(R.I.P.) But apperently JSH357 put some actual thought into this. It's corny as all getout, but it does put some of the other games to shame.

Okay, I can't think of anything for a third paragraph, straight into the ratings.
Final Scores
Graphics: 1/10.0
They're pixels for God's sake! I can't give him points for a bunch of dots! And some are black! I can't see black pixels on black backgrounds! It seems as though graphics were an afterthought for this game.
Storyline: 8/10.0
Corny as Hell, but effective.
Gameplay: 9/10.0
This is the crutch this game leans on. It's good for a hack-and-slash-without-any-logical-thought game.
Music: 7/10.0
Not bad. All the music came from the OHR. Well, all but a few. One sounded like a screwed up 001. And I had that damndable "Last Resort" song stuck in my head the rest of the day.
Overall Grade: B-
Final Thoughts
    This one's worth a shot. Shot in the dark, yes, but a shot none the less. If you like the usual no-brain-required type game, go for it! If you're the kind of guy who has to think constantly, go play Sheep Rancher some more.  

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