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Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:34 am Post subject: Looking for an old game

I want to warn you right off the bat, that this game I'm looking for is very rare, vulgar, and wound up with the poster being banned for a goodly amount of time from Op:OHR, so it's very likely you haven't even heard of it. However, it was a truely filthy game which I never played, but always wanted to see how bad it was, and one up it. I can't give you an exact date of it's release, but I'd already released Don't Push The Button if I remember right, which would put it in about January or so of ,1999,2000,2001, I really don't know which. It was released by a person named Dr Clock, and later his name was Alexx, and he release VEmpire, or Vampire or somesuch. It's name was Gopherball Z, and there was a sequel Gopherball GT. The game's high point was the Cookie Monster sodomizing Grover if I understand correctly, and no, I am not making this up, OR drunk.

Naturally, with the influx of alleged "dirty" and "joke" games, I'd love to show some of the newcomers how things were in my day, as well as try and make an even dirtier game for the sheer kicks of the thing. Anyone have it, know where I could find it, or have some general advice of someone who might have it? (By the way, the mentionings of it on Op:OHR was completely deleted (A review and the game) and the forums it was announced on (2nd Incarnation of Zant Maybe) I don't think even exist anymore. )

Moogle1 · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:12 am Post subject:

I remember the game and its author, but don't think I ever played it. Rinku may have it.
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Uncommon · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:31 am Post subject:

Woulda been late 2001 to early 2002, I think. I remember T-M aster making the announcement that it was deleted, but never managed to get it while it was there.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Dude, I totally called it. I was looking over just the top and saw "rare, vulger, and wound up with the poster being banned," I thought "Gopher Ball Z."

And no, I don't have it. I just saw them take it down, didn't ever get to, you know, GET it.

I'd say Rinku or Aeth is your best bet.
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Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

Damn, if you get ahold of it I'd like to give it a go. It was basically a half hour of fat bald dude's butt ramming each other wasn't it?
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject:

Something like that, I think. I only played the first five seconds of the sequel, covered my eyes, posted a warning on the forums, deleted the files, and cried myself to sleep.

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

That game gave me nightmares. Sad...

satyrisci · **~guo~** Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 73

Ye gads. I'm the one that made that game, many many years ago in my heyday of adolescent immaturity. I'm actually quite serious about this game design thing nowadays, and did do my fair share of serious game creation using the OHR engine, but I never released anything officially in the community due to the (deserved) shunning I received.

I don't have a copy of the games anymore, they were long since left on my old 486 which I believe was abandoned at a former address of mine.
The truth behind the game/s was really a joke. My friend and I used to draw comic books when we were kids, and incredibly bored. They were crude CRUDE parodies of dragonball z involving people we didn't like being manipulated in vulgar ways, usually involving sesame street characters. Humblest apologies for any psychological trauma I may have caused.
Anyway, the only relic I could find was this: http://trajan.tvheaven.com/

Ah, nostalgia. Y'know, at the time I only continued on with the thing because of the reaction I was getting. Young teenagers will do anything for attention.

I do recall the old Zantetsuken boards having a very interesting philosophy board, anyone interested in reviving it? Or collaborating on an HP Lovecraft/Clark Ashton Smith themed game? Email me. moonglum01@gmail.com

Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:17 am Post subject:

Oh man, that's disappointing. I don't want to feel like the search is finally over, but if the original designer doesn't even have a copy, it really seems like maybe it's been lost to the ages. Glad you came back to shed some light on the subject, and I wish I could help you out with the rpg. CP's journals might be an interesting place to spark Philosophical debate, though I can't even imagine what kind of a philosophy some of the people here must subscribe to.

Onlyoneinall · **Bug finder** Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 746

God, I remember that game. It did strike terror and fear into the hearts of OHRers. I doubt you could find a copy of it if the author themselves doesn't have it. It is not exactly a game one would find worth keeping on their hard drive after all.
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