Castle Paradox

[Bob the Hamster]

[Ronin Catholic]

When I die in a dream, I go to another dream. Videogame rules generally apply, but most of my enemies are unfair invincible dudes. Also, throwing a punch feels like trying to push my fist through Jell-O. I can use fireballs, but they do no damage.

My most pleasant dreams, since quite early in my childhood, have been the ones where things swallow me. This is bizarre, as with even the smallest reality check, this is one of the most horrendous ways to die (I blame cartoons that depict it as, at worst, a damp inconvenience).
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"I didn't start the flame war;
I don't know what you thought here
'Twas that way when I got here"

"I didn't start the flame war;
I can't understand a word you're saying
nor the game you're playing~"

[satyrisci]

[Bob the Hamster]