Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:34 am Post subject:

Good night, sweet prince. Killing Xylophone Horses.

Kizul Emeraldfire · **Type: Cyber Dragoon** Joined: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 229

(I just read the thread about this thread being dead. I'm going to twist it in a new direction, hopefully for the better. Sadly, that means that I'll have to either make this post longer than that 'seven word limit' will allow, or spread it out in a whole lot of posts. I've opted for the former.)

Meanwhile, far away in the outer reaches of the galaxy, a man stood on the bridge of a large starship while staring off into space. His

(okay, more serious N.E.S. thread â€” GO!)

Gizmog1 · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:45 am Post subject:

(Come on guys, if we revive this, we'll be the biggest thread on CP, because the Monthly Avatar Contest is gonna get closed for being offtopic soon! And if you can, make the MAC even FURTHER off topic, so we can be biggest!)

helmet visor was steamed over. Normally, he'd clean it off, but moisture had to be conserved ever since

Valigarmander · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:59 am Post subject:

Gizmog1 · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject:

Kilroy Delgado, Commanding Officer of the Saratoga's Space Marine Detachment. He exerted all of his force pulling the giant light switch off, plunging the battleship into darkness. If he was gonna die, it was gonna be in the

Rinku · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 690

Valigarmander · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:33 pm Post subject:

Damn, for a moment I thought we had new participants.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:13 am Post subject:

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject:

...tapped their shoulders. Being how dark it was, nobody could tell who the culprit was and therefore most people got rather annoyed. It wasn't long, however, before...

Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

Pirate King Harkenfolder held a flashlight under his nose, and punched Kilroy in the face! Afterwards

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject:

they laughed about it over a couple of drinks.

Harkenfolder: Haha! That was a good one.

Kilroy: Yeah, it was.

Harkenfolder: But we're best friends now, right?

Kilroy: Yeah, forever.

Harkenfolder: Forever.

The two became the best of friends very fast. However, since the ship was still being raided by pirates, they realized that their love for one another just wouldn't work out. So, Kilroy suggested that

Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:03 pm Post subject:

they get out of their women's clothing, and back into their battle fatigues. With a slight peck on the cheek, the two men returned to their respective sides of the conflict. The pirates wouldn't rest until

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

It's not the story that counts. It's the never-endingness.

Valigarmander · Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:22 am Post subject:

..until nap-time came around. Then, they all went to bed. But something shocking happened in that moment. The ship...

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject:

killed this topic, and this forum.