Castle Paradox

TwinHamster · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject:

After waiting countless hours for a response, you eventually give a damn. So much of a damn, that you personally straddle over to my lab to fix my centrifuge, only to have your hand jammed into the test tube socket while it's rotating at 6000 rpm (Or atleast 4000. Whatever you fix it to be).

I wish Rimudora grew its hand back.

Rimudora · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

Granted. However, the one that got stuck in the centrifuge eventually mutated into a sentient life form from all the random chemicals that spilled into the centrifuge. It starts following TwinHamster around and makes a fool out of him at public events. He eventually gets tired of the hand, and hurls it on into the ocean. But the hand survives, and slowly builds up its own fortune and eventually acquires a multi-million dollar tycoon. It bears TwinHamster no ill will, but TH can never again look at the newspaper ever again without experiencing a sense of great resentment. He smashes the centrifuge in a fit of rage.

I wish that I would make the last post in this thread.

Joe Man · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

Granted. Then I posted.

I wish someone ould turn off this damn TV for once.
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Nintendork · Joined: 09 May 2004 Posts: 64

Granted. Any TV you watch is now turned off forever.

I wish South Park would come on more often.

Joe Man · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject:

Granted. South Park plays constantly on every channel and all that plays in theatres is the South Park movie. This results in people getting tired of old episodes, and to meet the demand for new material South Park becomes cheap and unfunny.

I wish I knew what this stuff on my shirt is.
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Blue Pixel · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

granted its lsd and everyone else knows too

i wish i had more spicy cheetos
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject:

You receive ONE Spicy Cheeto. And it's no ordinary Spicy Cheeto, it is the ultimate, Habanero Jalapeno Volcano of Spicy Cheeto, or the Hajavo, for short. I would not advise eating it, or even looking directly at it.

I wish the next person to wish would wish they were gay.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

I wish I was gay. (Unfortunately, the genie misenterprets the wish and makes YOU gay instead.)

Uh, I wish I was gay.

TwinHamster · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:12 am Post subject:

too bad. you're a tri.

I wish I could figure out how a hand is capable of build a multi-million dollar tycoon by being thrown into the ocean.

Moogle1 · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:33 am Post subject:

I wish that sentence made sense.
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Rimudora · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:34 am Post subject:

After floating several days in the ocean, the hand eventually washes up on the shore of Los Angeles. For a while, it played the piano at a local bar and made a living off donations. Eventually, it was able to save enough to get itself a college education. Its senior thesis on quantum physics earned it worldwide acclaim, and it built a huge tycoon on building space rockets using quantum theory.

There, wish granted. However, in order to shove this new information into your brain attic, something else was forgotten, and you don't know what.

I wish I had a functional airship, like the Falcon from FF6.

EDIT: Never mind. I wish my typing prowess was more ninja-like >:(

TwinHamster · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:53 am Post subject:

Granted. Your functional Falcon measures 496x224 pixels (You're lucky I'm measuring the ship's map mode and not the walkabout sprite), which converts to 5.17x2.33 inches.

oh wait. Ninja powers...

Uh...You take your high school keyboarding class, and your typing prowess increases in the fashion that you toss a shuriken every time you type a key. Eventually, your typing speed, in wpm, increases to 85. However, you sacrifice a term's worth of your time to take the keyboarding class.

I wish I had the power to create or take lives.

[edit] Moog, check page 3. That might make me look slightly less dumb.

Rimudora · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:58 am Post subject:

Granted. You unlock debug mode in Super Mario World.

I wish I had taken the road less travelled by, which would've made all the difference.

Joe Man · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:23 am Post subject:

It was less travelled for a reason. You're dead.

I wish weird girls weren't so attracted to me. no, scratch that, I wish they were. They're more fun.
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Moogle1 · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject:

You contract every STD known to man and then a few.

I wish for a happy day tomorrow and every day thereafter.
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