Castle Paradox

Pako the True G · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:40 am Post subject:

COME BACK NO MORE, NO MORE, NO
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Joe Man · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

BANANAS FOR YOU" and that was that.

Moogle1 · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:41 am Post subject:

(Compilation post time!)

Jack woke up and got his gun. Unsure of what the day would bring. He decided to go have some breakfast. A light breakfast and a shower. Or perhaps a bloodbath would suit him more, O the way to the Waffle House to eat he discovered a creepy Stone statuette, which seemed to follow him while creating a bizzare noise sounding like A low pitched drone. The sound emphasized the sillyness of the figurine, being shaped like a fat woman. Jack was slightly concerned, but it didn't stop him from declaring he was not a bunny. But still, a voice inside his head insisted "HIT THE ROAD JACK, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE, NO MORE, NO BANANAS FOR YOU" and that was that.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject:

(It's getting a little insane, but we can still work with that)

Jack grabbed his spinning head and started
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Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

To wonder what android he would encounter
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:42 am Post subject:

Wait, what? A woman in a trenchcoat

Phil Arts · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:23 am Post subject:

Who looks like Jack's grandma.

Raekuul · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:32 am Post subject:

wearing a blue hat and a red...
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Joe Man · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:41 pm Post subject:

suspenders (to keep her pants up, naturally).

Phil Arts · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:46 am Post subject:

To hide the truth that his grandma is actully a killer cyborg sent from the
year 3245 to kill...

Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

The infamous Villian, Dr. NoPants
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject:

Jack grabbed the statuette and promptly
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Phil Arts · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:49 am Post subject:

Smack Dr.NoPants in the face...

Raekuul · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:58 am Post subject:

while using a useless...
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Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

stick to poke him in the eye.
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