Created for Rolling Stone's 'Worst OHR game' contest, Newbie Game is an attack on the constant slew of contests, ill-thought-out game submissions, and bad plotscripting.
You all have played some REALLY bad OHR games before, right? Ever want to just smash in your monitor? And weren't you glad when it was finally over - and you could delete the bloody game off your computer? THAT is what Newbie Game does. It wraps up the absolute best in all newbie games while leaving out everything totally useless, boring, and frustratingly idiotic!
Behold! Der link to the game!
http://fenart.castleparadox.com/PROTEST.zip
(Ignore the actual download for now. Inferior Minion and Cube's still working on the file upload script I presume)
