\"The Nazis and the Soviets banned and burned abstract art. Curious, that art which claimed to represent nothing nevertheless represented so much to them. Perhaps art is a threat to totalitarianism when it does not have a clear, censurable subject and is left to the musings of the citizen. \" -Roger Ebert
\"Early to bed, Early to rise and your gal goes out with other guys.\" -Some dude in an old Sherley Temple musical
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