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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject: Despite popular belief... |
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Everyone is gay. Just to different degrees. |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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LongeBane

Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 312 Location: Tomorrow
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Only someone GAY would say something like that |
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Gizmog1 Don't Lurk In The Bushes!

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2257 Location: Lurking In The Bushes!
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Except for me. I am 100% not gay. And I'm gonna smear the next one of you homos who tries to flirt with me all "LOL, WE'RE ALL GAY A LITTLE BIT, IT'S OKAY!"
Homo! |
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Camdog
Joined: 08 Aug 2003 Posts: 606
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Quit hitting on me!
It's turning me on... |
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Gizmog1 Don't Lurk In The Bushes!

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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Quit hitting on me!
It's turning me on... |
Homo! |
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Homo! |
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Jack the fool

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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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SAPIEN! _________________
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Gizmog1 Don't Lurk In The Bushes!

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2257 Location: Lurking In The Bushes!
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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That's right, Camdog is so gay, I had to post anonymously to hide my homophobia! |
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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That's right, you all just stay there in the closet. |
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Why don't you just us in the closet? After all you're the gayest one of all of us with your "ITS OK TO BE GAY CAUSE EVERYONE IS!" |
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Camdog
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:21 am Post subject: |
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Man, this thread is so hot. |
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jabbercat Composer

Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Posts: 823 Location: Oxford
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:53 am Post subject: |
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All gays are straight, 'cause everyone is gay? _________________ Moogle no longer owes prizes. |
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Inferior Minion Metric Ruler

Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 741 Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:11 am Post subject: |
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This reminds me of a joke by comedian Ron White during his You Can't Fix Stupid tour.
He's down south somewhere visiting his relatives and the conversation somehow turns towards homosexuality, upon which Ron states something along Valigarmander's quote of "Everyone is gay, just to different degrees". His relatives adamantly disagree. The conversation goes something like this:
Quote: | Ron: I can prove it. Do you watch porn?
Brother: Sure I do. Straight porn, with women in it.
Ron: Would you rather watch a porn where the guy has this massive dick and is really giving it to the girl, or a tiny pecker you'd probably lose under the microscope?
Brother: The guy with the big dick.
Ron: Why?
Brother: Because I like guys with big dicks
Ron: I rest my case.
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I'm, of course, not doing the joke justice, as his lead-in to the porn question was much more subtle about the innuendo. You get the idea, though.
~IM _________________
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not gay. I'm bi. Just ask my girlfriend. |
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