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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand... Is this a game that's being made? of are we suppose to be looking at terrible fan art and reading about your modesty towards furries? I gotta tell ya, it's weird that you think it's weird. WeirdER in fact.

Anyways, if this is some sort of game, I wouldn't mind seeing some screenshots, or hearing about development ideas. Silly games can be fun sometimes. I know I've made my fair share.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moogle1 wrote:
Joe Man wrote:
Well blimey, it's his journal, ain't a guy free to say what he wants in his journal?


Just as free as I am to call it awful. (Seriously, that's a pretty bad argument.)
Ah, right, I took "this thread needs to die" in the wrong way. Never mind me.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last time I checked, Breath of Fire II was rated T, but just the same...drawing pants on her was the fulfillment of six or seven years of wishing(after enough wishing, I decided to just do something).


The game's hit points are described as "TT", standing forr "Trolling Tolerance." A character loses TT when his feelings are hurt, be it by a post, an image, or his own actions(for emos especially). When his TT falls to 0, he logs off of the internet and one of his allies will have to use an IRL Mail to beg him to come back; this has a long delay, and doesn't always work.

"Z" is for "Zaniness", though perhaps it would be better described as "Spontanaity". It goes down as you use special attacks. It is restored after you attack, by an ammount equal to your "WPS" or reading speed of "Words per second." This is 2-3 for most characters.

"Poignance" is the ammount of sting your words have when they hit. Moogle1 and Surlaw are two examples of people with high Poignance.

"Validity" is how often your enemy takes your posts seriously.

"Humility" is how much you reduce damage from others' Poignance-based attacks.

"Thickness" is your chance of not realising that wit was aimed against you. I have very high Thickness.

"Image" (possibly change name to "Upload"?) is the filesie of your special attacks; Motivational Pictures, Demotivational Pictures, Computer Viruses, and good ol' fashioned stealing.

"Firewall" is your resistance to image-based attacks.

"RAM", or "Random Access Memory" is the speed at whih your ready meter loads.

"ZIP" is the percentile compression you use on your special, reducing the Zaniness you need between unleashing them.

"Copypasta" is how many times you attempt the same action in a row...maybe. Sometimes it doesn't work, because ad
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mins or moderators will do their jobs.


An Otaku fights in a way to mimick anime characters as best as he can; slow speed, but will use either powerful one-shot attacks or weak multi-hit attacks. They tend to get fairly good self-targeting buffs .

A Furry wants, primarily, to showcase his artwork(however ugly it may be). If he gets to see a little porn while doing so, so much the better. Furries act a mages; they have low TT, but high Image. Pictures of kittens heal allies, while violent pictures do damage.

A Pirate wants stuff that belongs to others, and he doesn't want to pay. His attacks tend to involve stealing, negative money costs, or giving enemies viruses.

An Emo wants attention, but he hates himself. His attacks either cause him damage, or afflict his enemies based on his missing TT.

A Retroist uses small images, mostly out of habit. He is the most likely to actually know anything about programming, or remember events that happened more than two years ago. He uses classical computer RPG/Roguelike spells, akin to L)atumofis.

A p4r7y 4n1m41 tries to liven up the Internet through his elite skills and kraaazie spelig erars. he dosent pay atension to da rulz of netiqurette, & always wants a good time. Most of them are 13-year-old boys(or slightly younger ones that lied about their ages to get accounts).

A Mary-Sue uses insanely powerful attacks, heals, and buffs. She gets to use lightsabers, has force powers, knows how to Vulcan neck-pinches(which she can optionally spread), fly with her wings, breathe fire, and cast Hogwartsian magic. However, she won't ever grow beyond her starting abilities, because she won't admit that she isn't perfect. She can't take criticism, so she has no Humility and no Thickness. And remember the saying: There are no girls on the Internet.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronin Catholic wrote:
Last time I checked, Breath of Fire II was rated T, but just the same...drawing pants on her was the fulfillment of six or seven years of wishing(after enough wishing, I decided to just do something).


The game's hit points are described as "TT", standing forr "Trolling Tolerance." A character loses TT when his feelings are hurt, be it by a post, an image, or his own actions(for emos especially). When his TT falls to 0, he logs off of the internet and one of his allies will have to use an IRL Mail to beg him to come back; this has a long delay, and doesn't always work.

"Z" is for "Zaniness", though perhaps it would be better described as "Spontanaity". It goes down as you use special attacks. It is restored after you attack, by an ammount equal to your "WPS" or reading speed of "Words per second." This is 2-3 for most characters.

"Poignance" is the ammount of sting your words have when they hit. Moogle1 and Surlaw are two examples of people with high Poignance.

"Validity" is how often your enemy takes your posts seriously.

"Humility" is how much you reduce damage from others' Poignance-based attacks.

"Thickness" is your chance of not realising that wit was aimed against you. I have very high Thickness.

"Image" (possibly change name to "Upload"?) is the filesie of your special attacks; Motivational Pictures, Demotivational Pictures, Computer Viruses, and good ol' fashioned stealing.

"Firewall" is your resistance to image-based attacks.

"RAM", or "Random Access Memory" is the speed at whih your ready meter loads.

"ZIP" is the percentile compression you use on your special, reducing the Zaniness you need between unleashing them.

"Copypasta" is how many times you attempt the same action in a row...maybe. Sometimes it doesn't work, because ad
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mins or moderators will do their jobs.


An Otaku fights in a way to mimick anime characters as best as he can; slow speed, but will use either powerful one-shot attacks or weak multi-hit attacks. They tend to get fairly good self-targeting buffs .

A Furry wants, primarily, to showcase his artwork(however ugly it may be). If he gets to see a little porn while doing so, so much the better. Furries act a mages; they have low TT, but high Image. Pictures of kittens heal allies, while violent pictures do damage.

A Pirate wants stuff that belongs to others, and he doesn't want to pay. His attacks tend to involve stealing, negative money costs, or giving enemies viruses.

An Emo wants attention, but he hates himself. His attacks either cause him damage, or afflict his enemies based on his missing TT.

A Retroist uses small images, mostly out of habit. He is the most likely to actually know anything about programming, or remember events that happened more than two years ago. He uses classical computer RPG/Roguelike spells, akin to L)atumofis.

A p4r7y 4n1m41 tries to liven up the Internet through his elite skills and kraaazie spelig erars. he dosent pay atension to da rulz of netiqurette, & always wants a good time. Most of them are 13-year-old boys(or slightly younger ones that lied about their ages to get accounts).

A Mary-Sue uses insanely powerful attacks, heals, and buffs. She gets to use lightsabers, has force powers, knows how to Vulcan neck-pinches(which she can optionally spread), fly with her wings, breathe fire, and cast Hogwartsian magic. However, she won't ever grow beyond her starting abilities, because she won't admit that she isn't perfect. She can't take criticism, so she has no Humility and no Thickness. And remember the saying: There are no girls on the Internet.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A Mary-Sue uses insanely powerful attacks, heals, and buffs. She gets to use lightsabers, has force powers, knows how to Vulcan neck-pinches(which she can optionally spread), fly with her wings, breathe fire, and cast Hogwartsian magic. However, she won't ever grow beyond her starting abilities, because she won't admit that she isn't perfect. She can't take criticism, so she has no Humility and no Thickness. And remember the saying: There are no girls on the Internet.


This was hard to read, as it seems to portray something that may have really happened. That, or you're a massive sexist and will most likely end up dieing alone.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spoon Weaver wrote:
This was hard to read, as it seems to portray something that may have really happened.

It describes prettymuch every fanfiction writer ever; see here(may contain TL;DR, NSFW, and banner ads). I will grant that it was a tough paragraph to read, and I should have used Preview the third time like I usually do.
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That, or you're a massive sexist and will most likely end up dieing alone.

In most RPGs I've played, the girls are overpowered for no obvious reason, and if there's going to be a character without any realistic personality flaws, you can bet it'll be the girl(in movies, TV, books, comics, or games). Maybe I was just born in the wrong half of a trope, but this seems a full-on cliche to me. And, yes, dying alone(may contain TL;DR, NSFW, and banner ads).
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You, sir, just won an Internet.
Joe Man wrote:
Isn't that the point of this section, to keep this sort of trash out of the main board instead of making the admins have to clean it up?

That's how I feel about this thread in comparison to the rest of the journal, the journals compared with the rest of CP, and CP compared with the rest of the Internet. I really should raise my opinion of CP at some point, I just haven't felt any inclination to do so since Slime Salad was born.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My image host appears to have died. And I had some hero graphics, and even a few walkabouts, to show you guys!

Anyway, here's some stats for the actual heroes. Suggested names and descriptions for special attacks are welcome (but I won't get my hopes up too high).

Otaku Wapanese (Kawaii Katana) [ ^_^ ] (MySpace)
TT 128 / 1280
Z 32 / 320
Poign 5
Valid 40
Humil 10
Thick 20
Uploa 10
Firew 1
RAM 15
WPS 2
ZIP 0
Copyp 2
Overused (Thisposisoverused "This Pose Is Overused"). Kamehameha ripoff. Powerful single-target strike. Long delay. Costs 30 Z.
Nirami. Glare at enemy, alerting him to your intentions (reduce Thickness). Costs 10 Z. Learned at Lv1.
Blush. Admit embarassment, increasing own Humility. Costs 5 Z. Learned at Lv2.
KunaiSPAM. Hits one enemy 10 times with kunai. Costs 20 Z. Learned at Lv3.
Seijitsu. Study actual Japanese words, increasing own Poignance. Costs 10 Z. Learned at Lv4.
EagleClaw. Sight of the Eagle's Claw. Vanish from sight, then strike like a NINJA NINJA NINJA!!! Costs 10 Z. Learned at Lv5.



Sirius Furry (Kitty Katar) [ :3 ] (MySpace)
TT 86 / 860
Z 64 / 640
Poign 10
Valid 45
Humil 5
Thick 15
Uploa 20
Firew 5
RAM 25
WPS 2
ZIP 0
Copyp 0
Kitten. Draw a cute kitten and send it to someone, restoring TT. Costs 8 Z.
Stickman. Draw an animated stick figure with a sword, and let him slash an enemy. Costs 4 Z. Learned at Lv1.
Aslan. Draw a picture of Jesus depicted as a lion, and send it to an ally to increase his Humility. Costs 12 Z. Learned at Lv2.
Cupajoe. Draw a cup of coffee and send it to someone, restoring TT and curing Stun. Costs 12 Z. Learned at Lv3.
Edgarware. Draw an angry guy named Edgar to increase the party's Firewall rating. Costs 40 Z. Learned at Lv4.



Z. Z. Rogue (Rapier of Wits) [ Happy ] ( ? )
TT 200 / 2000
Z 25 / 250
Poign 25
Valid 60
Humil 20
Thick 5
Uploa 10
Firew 10
RAM 10
WPS 4
ZIP 30
Copyp 0

r)eadmuch. Spend 5 whole seconds reading, to recover WPS x 5 Zaniness. Cannot be interrupted.
p)idrato. Recover TT. Costs 10 Z.
g)arvoto. Raise gravity for an enemy, reducing his RAM. Costs 11 Z.
s)harpshot. Never miss with this attack. Costs 4 Z. Learned at Lv1.
o)bserve. Cause the enemy to spawn extra experience. Costs 4 Z. Learned at Lv2.
l)atumofis. Cure one person of Virus status. Costs 8 Z. Learned at Lv3.

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c)upilma. Compiment an enemy, reducing his Humility. Costs 8 Z. Learned at Lv5.
t)iltowait. Damage all enemies. Costs 50 Z. Learned from item.


Cap'n Takaway (Ripper Cutlass) [ Cool ] (Zophar's Domain)
TT 132 / 1320
Z 10 / 100
Poign 20
Valid 30
Humil 15
Thick 10
Uploa 50
Firew 25
RAM 30
WPS 3
ZIP 25
Copyp 0
Pilfer. Steal an item. Costs 2 Z.
Flintlock. Shoot one enemy with your pistol, inflicting damage. Costs $1 and 2 Z. Learned at Lv1.
Flash. Show a Macromedia flash, reducing enemy Validity. Costs 6 Z. Learned at Lv2.
Torrent. Steal items from all enemies. Costs 10 Z. Learned at Lv3.
Command. Send ninjas to attack all enemies. Hits twice. Costs $5 and 8 Z. Learned at Lv4.
StlComent. Steal an enemy's next comment, reducing his Poignancy. Costs 8 Z. Learned at Lv5.
DOS. Denial Of Service; kill an enemy outright. Chance of backlash. Costs 32 Z. Learned at Lv6.


ADAM OF LULZOLAHT (w00t-N_sw0rd) [ XD ] (Urban Dictionary)
TT 69 / 690
Z 69 / 690
Poign 2
Valid 20
Humil 20
Thick 30
Uploa 3
Firew 3
RAM 10
WPS 1
ZIP 0
Copyp 6
LOL. Laugh out loud, and your friends will do it too! Cures party of Mute. Costs 3 Z.
TMI. Let your enemy know he's said too much, Muting him. Costs 6 Z. Learned at Lv1.
ROFL. Roll on the floor and laugh, healing AND stunning yourself. Costs 9 Z. Learned at Lv2.
AIDS. Afflict one enemy with the Virus status. May reduce his Firewall. Costs 12 Z. Learned at Lv3.
COD. Throw a SPAM at the enemy, hurting him and gaining $7. Costs 15 Z. Learned at Lv4.
DOS. As listed for Cap'n Takaway.


Mary-Sue Taylor (Purple Lightsaber) [ Wink ] (MySpace)
TT 999 / 999
Z 255 / 255
Poign 40
Valid 75
Humil 0
Thick 0
Uploa 50
Firew 30
RAM 35
WPS 1
ZIP 50
Copyp 0
Life7.
Heal all allies, including the dead ones. Costs 120 Z.
Cure5. Cures all allies of all bad status. Costs 100 Z.
Buff8. Increase Thickness of an ally. Costs 200 Z.
DragonFire. Breathe Grandma's Fire on all enemies, inflicting damage. Unmutable. Costs 300 Z.
ForceLitng. Force Lightning. High damage, one target. Costs 250 Z.
Photorpedo. Summon a Photon Torpedo and launch it at the enemies, damaging them. High damage, long delay. Costs 500 Z.

DragonWing. Fly into the air to become unhittable, then swoop down to inflict damage. Costs 40 Z.
Leviosa. Increase RAM of one ally. Costs 100 Z.
Neck Grip. Use the Vulcan Neck Grip on enemies, stunning them. Optional spread. Costs 50 Z.



Elmo Gotham (Doomsdagger) [ Sad... ] ( www.youfail.org )
TT 42 / 420
Z 34 / 340
Poign 5
Valid 60
Humil 50
Thick 5
Uploa 5
Firew 1
RAM 40
WPS 3
ZIP 0
Copyp 0
/Wrists. Damage yourself. Costs 2 Z.
/Bloodshot. Damage a foe based on missing TT. Costs 4 Z. Learned at Lv1.
/Shocker. Stun a foe based on missing TT. Costs 4 Z. Learned at Lv2.
/Poetry. Mutes all foes based on missing TT. Costs 8 Z. Learned at Lv3.
/Vitals. Virally infects a foe based on missing TT. Costs 8 Z. Learned at Lv4.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, you're either seriously in living, breathing existence, or a fragmented cartoon based on a salvia trip; I can't decide which.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's some hero graphics of the heroes and also a clown.

This isn't the color scheme I'm going with.
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