Remember Joe Man? The game I made? It's back! Well, not yet.

Joe Man

With this attempt-in-progress I took random thoughts that developed to any sort of interest and slowly they came together.

Such thoughts include:

An underground fellowship of politically disgruntled and highly symbolic furries
The army was sued for contempt and sent to the moon
The milkman running out of milk
Feverish competition in the t-shirt business
Mysterious pizza delivery
Pedestrian hating traffic director
Ridiculous aliases
Government funded uselessly hge mancannons
Hat-wearing midgets who idolize communism and imperialistic policy
Random nukings of villiages
&c.

Granted, the thoughts are much more developed than these, but the idea is connecting unrelated items together and making them fit, and possibly even form a grand scheme, but more likely simply make some sort of fun odyssey.

Further examples forthcoming, expect a full intro to Joe Man along with its creation and evolution.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject:

Whatever you do, don't make poor references to Pink Floyd the Wall, I'm using that in my crappy game.

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*runs*

Joe Man · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

Actually, I try to avoid making references to anything. I like to keep what I write in its own sort of world, partially as a weakness in being unknowledgeable.

So back to Joe...

If you ever played Joe Man in its original state, you should have an idea of the beginning. You would know about the basic story with the kid named Joe and his grandmother sends him in some cave to find the milkman, who ran out of milk. That's the basis of the beginning, and I have no clue where it came from, some drug induced fantasy from not long before ADHD medications became terribly popular probably.

So anyway remember Bob the iguana? I realised that I hate random talking animals, so I turned him into a furry instead. A man who dresses like an iguana is clearly crazy, so I thought it'd be cool if he were a conspiracy theorist.

I do like Alice in Wonderland. I was thinking about the court scene, and I drew a little judge. It developed its own personality so I remembered him. He whacked his hammer and shouted a lot.

I like pizza, and in a world where milk and ravioli are the food of choice, I assumed pizza delivery men would be cooler guys, and show up at suspicious hours and locations.

Why is that milkman in this cave? This milk deal seems conspicuous. I bet there's an illegal milk trade or something. In fact...

When Joe goes to buy milk, I want a plot twist. The police raid the store.

I used to love the game Banjo-Kazooie. Remember is Click-Clock Woods in the spring the little fellows dressed like Robin Hood? Well those things kind of sat in the back of my mind and slowly distorted themselves until I was doodling one day and this weird looking abomination appeared on the paper. It had a squeaky voice in my head like the grunt from Halo, which I regarded, and still do, with indiference. I called it Billy, and it lived in a huge community of devious schemesters wanting to take over the world. Maybe not, I haven't gotten there yet. Perhaps they have a totally different role or even none at all.

The police aren't cool enough. The army.

Games always have big cities. I'll throw in a big city.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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