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Review List
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: B+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Quinn
    Play Time: 5 hours 22 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "Ever wanted to be a super hero and travel to the Neverworld to save Earth from destruction, then all you need to do is get hit by a gamma ball and then be revived by a mysterious character, easy. I recommend this game to anyone reading this right now."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: F-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Setu_Firestorm
    Play Time: 0 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : F
    "I don't really know what to think, but I don't recommend this game unless you are really fond of beating up homosexuals. Personally, I think RedMaverickZero should exercise the talents he/she has by making more tasteful games."
  Review #2
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: hours 30 minutes
    Overall : F-
    "Abysmal. One of the worst "games" ever made."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: D+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Fenrir-Lunaris
    Play Time: 0 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : D+
    "Arfenhouse could spoof this so well..."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: C
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 1-2 hour -- minutes
    Overall : A
    "You'll swear this game was professionally made. Addicting, upbeat, balanced, and fun, this game rocks. Don't let the bad graphics turn you away, this game is by all means a keeper. Get it, and enjoy hours of fun. "
  Review #2
     Reviewed by MultiColoredWizard
    Play Time: 1 hour 28 minutes
    Overall : D+
    "It's a wonder this isn't called "Mr. Triangle's Shitty Maze Game."
Seriously Red, did you TRY to make this game look good?"
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: D-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Fenrir-Lunaris
    Play Time: 4 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : C-
    "Are you absolutely SURE this isn't parodying anything?"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: 3 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : F
    "Don't bother with this game. It isn't really any good; you might as well just play the first one since it will waste less time."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: C+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Setu_Firestorm
    Play Time: 5 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A-
    "If you don't download this game, then you are definitely missing out on a lot!"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by The Drizzle
    Play Time: 4 hours 56 minutes
    Overall : B-
    "Mr. Triangle's Shitty Adventure 5 is not as shitty as the name implies."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: too many hours many more minutes
    Overall : D+
    ""well it was an adventure...and kinda shitty" - Battleblaze.

Never have truer words been spoken. "
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 3 hours -- minutes
    Overall : B+
    "Trick or Treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Eggie
    Play Time: 2 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A-
    "This is a very well done, Holloween-themed, RPG made by OHR."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Uncommon
    Play Time: 2 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : C+
    "A slightly above average game, and prolly RedMaverickZero's best to date."
  Review #4
     Reviewed by KainMinter
    Play Time: 4 hours 29 minutes
    Overall : A-
    "Halloween Quest I. Played it. Enjoyed it. Finished it. Looking forward to the sequal."
  Review #5
     Reviewed by RedMaverickZero
    Play Time: 3+ hours minutes
    Overall : B-
    "The stuff sequels are made from."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: A-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Fenrir-Lunaris
    Play Time: 8 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A-
    "A worthy look, at any rate. The length is probably the only factor that would turn people away."
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 0 hours 20 minutes
    Overall : C
    "If you can beat the racing minigame, then there might be something here for you. However, if you can't beat it after say, the third time, just give it up. It IS still just a 48 hour game after all. :P"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Squall
    Play Time: 0 hours 17 minutes
    Overall : B
    "A fantastic, albiet simple game. *Worthy* flexes his plotscripting muscles and RMZ shows genuine effort throughout the whole game. Definatly worth your time."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by LeRoy_Leo
    Play Time: 0 hours 15 minutes
    Overall : A
    "A marvel, in my opinion. And to think it was all done in the small window of two days... That takes guts (and that goes out to all of the contestants of this one). ‘Gargan and Troy’ is a very quick play through and yet remains one of the more challenging games on the OHR shelf. Good show, RMZ and Worthy!"
by RedMaverickZero
Average Grade: A
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Valigarmander
    Play Time: 0 hours 5 minutes
    Overall : A
    "A fun romp. Definitely worth the download."
#Super Jarrod RPG: The Legend of the Missing Wallet# by SwinginSoriano
Average Grade: F
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Onlyoneinall
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : F
    "There is nothing 'super' about this game aside from its superbly tedious battle system. Eleven hours of gameplay you say? Those hours are better spent watching paint dry."
*%^#@ by 3m strips
Average Grade: F
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Artharol
    Play Time: 0 hours 10 minutes
    Overall : F
    "Although there is potential for improvement, I cannot currently recommend this game as a must-download to the gaming community. In fact, I would encourage the game's creator to make major improvements to "*%^#@" before expecting any major increase in the number of downloads to date."
*bubble* by vandam
Average Grade: F+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Devi Ant
    Play Time: 0 hours 20 minutes
    Overall : F+
    "This is definietly not even close to a downloadable game. Yet the game still has room to - grow up a bit."
*Worthy* Graphics by rpgspotkale
Average Grade: C
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Artharol
    Play Time: 0 hours 10 minutes
    Overall : A
    "I strongly recommend that anyone interested in improving the graphics for their future games download *Worthy* Graphics, and give it a quick runthrough. You may find yourself inspired; plus, the narrative guide isn't without its humour. I'd like to thank the creator for this work of inspirational art, and the community for accomodating such an irregularly-formatted review."
*xeon* by Blue Pixel
Average Grade: F-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by The Wobbler
    Play Time: Zero hours fifteen minutes
    Overall : F-
    "This game shouldn't be downloaded."
4th Year by MasterXGamy
Average Grade: F+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Legacy within Time
    Play Time: 1 hour 26 minutes
    Overall : F+
    "Only play this game if you want to truly understand what you want to AVOID when you're making a RPG."
A Blank Mind by fishbone
Average Grade: F
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Dorumagesu
    Play Time: 0 hours 3 minutes
    Overall : F
    "I hope the author finishes this game, and makes it better with some random battles."
A Magical Adventure for Mr Mushroom by Andrew Smith
Average Grade: F-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Uncommon
    Play Time: 0 hours 20 minutes
    Overall : F-
    "The "magic" promised in the title is totally left out of this game. The closest word to describing it would be "whimsical", and even that's pushing it."
A Wizard's life by Sparoku
Average Grade: F+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Iblis
    Play Time: 0 hours 50 minutes
    Overall : F
    "A wizard's life should be more exciting than this!"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Wapam
    Play Time: no hours 60 minutes
    Overall : D-
    "This is not a Wizard's life, or anything close to it. I don't think he was even a wizard."
Achilles Oasis by Fernurion
Average Grade: D
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Chaos Nyte
    Play Time: 0 hours 25 minutes
    Overall : D
    "Fenurion, for a contest game you had some good ideas, but you need to work on engaging the player’s interest in your story and world. I like the idea of a weak point for each monster, but your design for it needs serious work before it becomes anything but a pain. I know you didn’t have a lot of time to create your game, but what Achilles Oasis needs now is a lot of your time to become good. The concept is there, it just needs your effort. "
The Adventures of Bill by Mark
Average Grade: A-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by djfenix
    Play Time: 2 hours 37 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "I honestly expected a newbie game. With a title like this one, you would to right? RIGHT?!?"
Adventures of Billy the Gnome by Gnome
Average Grade: F
  Review #1
     Reviewed by RedMaverickZero
    Play Time: hours 30+ minutes
    Overall : F
    "Reminds me of a certain one eyed triangle... Without all the homosexual assault discrimination..."
The Adventures of Hoshima by Realmsoft Interactive America
Average Grade: A-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Setu_Firestorm
    Play Time: 1 hour 00 minutes
    Overall : A-
    "This game has been discontinued for the sake of the anime series *throws a pie at Realm Manga*, but I honestly think it would be better for it that way."
The Adventures of Meow: CSC by Monheart
Average Grade: A
  Review #1
     Reviewed by haappy_aardvark
    Play Time: 2 hours 50 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "A great combination of originality, graphics, and plotscripting. Although I have a few problems with the gameplay and storyline development, it is worth a playthrough to anyone. TaoMeow:CSC deserves a higher grade, and can get it with a few finishing touches."
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Blaze18
    Play Time: 45 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A+
    "Once again you are my favorite Mr. Monheart! I really see your Trademark!"
The Adventures of Powerstick Man by Pepsi Ranger
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 20+ hours 00 minutes
    Overall : A+
    "This game is, hands down, the single best use of dialogue I have ever seen on the OHR. The storytelling of Pepsi Ranger is simply stunning. He creates a world that is interesting, fun, and semi-realistic (as realistic as a comic-book world can be). The only major problems are the graphics and the tedious battles. But it still is one of my favorite OHR games of all time, and probably will be for a good while.

Well done, Pepsi Ranger, you've created a masterpiece. Now finish it! "
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Chaos Nyte
    Play Time: 9 hours 34 minutes
    Overall : C
    "Pepsi ranger set out to make a great game, but only really got the outline finished. There's still much to be done."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Psyco2000
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : C+
    "Not bad, but not great. It's worth a look for the story and humor, if nothing else."
An IMD Anthology by Rolling Stone
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: 0-1 hours 0-59 minutes
    Overall : B
    "A classic collection of OHR Greats that the whole family can enjoy(Well, the retarted children and gay uncles, at least.)"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 0 hours 10 max minutes
    Overall : B-
    "Buy now, before supplies run out! The special collectors edition features...well, three games. Sure they are all stupid, but they are certainly funny enough to merit a download. What are you waiting for? Get it! "
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Bobert41
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : B
    "That added segment at the end makes it even better than the first. Oh, there's some new animation in there. Did I mention that? Well, I just did. Nice work."
Ancient Warriors by no_shot
Average Grade: F+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: 0 hours 10 minutes
    Overall : F+
    "Not worth playing in its present state. With heavy editing, it could
be a good game, but as it is, Eternal Warriors is not much of a game."
And& by Rinku
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Aethereal
    Play Time: 10 hours 0 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "Flaws aside, this game is worthy of a download for anyone who enjoys the core gameplay of almost any RPG: fighting. You'll do a lot of it here. Everyone else, stay away."
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Pepsi Ranger
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : B
    "A fun game is a fun game, whether there's depth or not, so play this game if you want some fun. Also, play this game if you want to control a hero named Ampersand."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 10+ hours minutes
    Overall : B+
    "If you like battles, you'll love this game. If you like battles a LOT, you'll worship this game. If you like battles MORE THAN FOOD, you have deep problems and need to consult a therapist. "
  Review #4
     Reviewed by J.A.R.S.
    Play Time: 1 hour 07 minutes
    Overall : C
    "All in all a very average game with a revamped graphical display covering up for some of its several flaws.
Very average."
Aquarius by Kenji Murasame
Average Grade: C+
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Seth
    Play Time: 0 hours 42 minutes
    Overall : B
    "Aquarius is a game that I would like to see finished. It has a great story behind it, and while the battles were a bit easy and the maps were easy to get lost in, this is overcome by many other great aspects of the game.

A must play for any core RPG fans."
  Review #2
     Reviewed by RedMaverickZero
    Play Time: hours 21 minutes
    Overall : C-
    "It's visually entertaining, but that's all I give it. Check it out if you wonna see good graphics and a developing story."
ARFENHOUSE!!!1 #!!!!!!! by Misteroo
Average Grade: B
  Review #1
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: 3 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A
    "I WOOD BY TIS GAYM FUR PS#!111 LOL1!!1"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Seth
    Play Time: 1 hour 9 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "A game that should not be missed. If anyone wants to learn how to make a successful game, they should either do the same, or do the opposite."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Chaos Nyte
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : A-
    "Lots of fun, if only the battles weren’t so bad. Misteroo does go overboard in a few places, but its never enough to make you want to stop playing Good job, Misteroo! This is definitely the best in the series. Finding all the endings will make you love this game. "
  Review #4
     Reviewed by Tarot Master
    Play Time: hours minutes
    Overall : A
    "It's certainly not the best game out there, but it is the funniest."
  Review #5
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 5 hours minutes
    Overall : A+
    "Hero Yuy sucks. So does Squall. And so does Joe, because he's dead."
  Review #6
     Reviewed by RedMaverickZero
    Play Time: 1 hour 10 minutes
    Overall : B+
    "Kids are getting drugs earlier and earlier in the generations, and this game is a prime example of that."
  Review #7
     Reviewed by The Wobbler
    Play Time: 1 hour 00 minutes
    Overall : F-
    "Essentially, this game is for the people who make the internet stupid, and it's depressing that it's considered a classic in any community, let alone one that has produced some genuinely wonderful and funny games. "
  Review #8
     Reviewed by beau_rl
    Play Time: 2 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : B
    "I seriously didn't think this would be funny, but I was wrong. I dare anyone to play this and not to laugh. But don't consider it if you are after a genuine game."
ARFENHOUSE!!!1 FOR!!!!11 DISC 1! by Seppel
Average Grade: C-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by JSH357
    Play Time: 4 hours 30 minutes
    Overall : A
    "The scene where HOUSEMASTER!!11 uh... 'EZSEXZES' GOOD KITTY!!11 actually made me groan.. 0_o

Er... I guess I'm not into furs?"
  Review #2
     Reviewed by Uncommon
    Play Time: 6+ hours some odd minutes
    Overall : D
    "Everything you loved about Arfenhouse 3, with none of the things that made it work."
  Review #3
     Reviewed by Shadowiii
    Play Time: 4-5 hours -- minutes
    Overall : F+
    "OMFG DIZ GAME IZ GHAY LIKZ JOEZ!11!!! ANE WE HAETZ JOE!11!!! LOLOLOLOLlOLOLLOOLloOLLO!1!!O!L!!1!!!1"
Astro's Quest 2: Monster Madness by Redmage18***
Average Grade: F-
  Review #1
     Reviewed by Uncommon
    Play Time: 0 hours 15 minutes
    Overall : F-
    "DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME."