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PSYCHOTIC ANIMAL ZONE vs. Tsunamidog
PSYCHOTIC ANIMAL ZONE The box of evil DOOM!
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Download: 117 KB
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Tsunamidog
Play Time: hours and 30 minutes
Review # 2 for Tsunamidog The box of evil DOOM!
Them's Fightin' Words
    What do you get when you have a green bunny and boxes fighting? Psychotic Animal Zone of course. A great assortment of boxes, bunnies, shredders, and "kola's"! An action packed game that includes YOU (the bunny) being kidnapped by Kola, and his army of boxes who insult you and say hi. Experience talking to other bunnies, and getting into fights with prisoners! Can you wait to play this game? Well.....hopefully not.
Graphics
    Not too great of graphics. A green rabbit wearing a brown jacket, and a red "shredder". As you can tell, they are not that good. There is a very little variety of maples, and the little ones they have, they look all mashed up and messy. The battle backgrounds are spray painted on. And the enemies look...well, about as good as a grey box with arms and legs could get. (Which is not good)  
Storyline
    You have been captured by Kola and now you have to kill him and his army of boxes. Its about as simple as a story can get. You walk around fight boxes wherever you go. Yes. WHEREVER you go. Every once and a while a person might yell some insults at you and then ask you to buy something or save. After you do that, you walk around aimlessly trying to find something. I would have made this part longer, if there was a more complex storyline.  
Gameplay
    You are a bunny. You walk around. You fight. You listen to insults. Sound fun? Probably not. As I have explained your a green rabbit with a brown shirt. You follow a brown path around and fight boxes. If you stop and talk to people either try will give you a hint of how to beat the game/level or just call you names and sell you something. I couldn't tell if that was supposed to be funny or not. There are a couple parts though that make you want to almost smile. But overall it fails to make you laugh or think it's funny. Unless you think pointless insults are hilarious. Other than walking around fighting, you can pick up boxes that give you attacks and weapons. The problem is, they do the same damage as your regular attacks do.  
  Battle
    The battles aren't easy. They give you somewhat of a challenge. But it gets very boring very fast. You face the same enemies over and over. You can pick up new attacks and weapons. The problem is with those is, that they do the same amount of damage as all of you other attacks. So, thatís just a waste of time trying to get those. You pick up another hero to help you make the battle go twice as fast. His attacks, well, also do the same amount of damage you yours do!  
  Map Design
    Thereís not much to say here. The maps are small, and lead you right where you want to go. Some buildings when you enter them lead you to a different map, while others donít really do anything except put you on the other side of a wall. There are also boxes everywhere which you can pick up. They don't do anything, though.  
  Balance
    If youíre smart, you wonít go on the grass, because thereís boxes there. All that does is just make you lose HP. When you battle boxes, you can easily beat them by pressing the spacebar over and over. As I said before, all of the attacks and weapons do the same amount of damages as everything else does. So its pointless to pick up the boxes everywhere. The bosses are still pretty easy to beat. They just kind of get in your way.  
Music
    Can't play BAM.  
Enjoyment
    I enjoyed it for the first couple seconds, then it bad humor and crappy fights ruined it. The jokes are just insults, or cussing. This is not at all funny or enjoyable to me. There are tons of fights to get into, one more boring after another. After you fight boxes, you walk around for maybe ten steps, another fight. It just gets boring after a while.  
Final Blows
    One bad game, here. Boring fights, pointless cussing, bad insults, and a truly horrible story line. I am glad I am writing this review instead of still playing this it. And yet, I am sad that I actually played that boring thing. I don't like bunnies, walking around, or fighting boxes continuously, so I don't like this game.
And here we have the luxurious prison cell. Only $450,000. Plus taxes.

And here we have the luxurious prison cell. Only $450,000. Plus taxes.
Final Scores
Graphics: 2/10.0
The whole game is just the same graphics over and over and over....
Storyline: 1/10.0
Maybe the simplest storyline ever created by a human.
Gameplay: 1/10.0
You walk around and fight boxes. Soudn fun? Hope not.
Music: 1/10.0
N/A
Enjoyment: 1/10.0
I thought this game was not funny, or fun. So, why play it?
Overall Grade: F
Final Thoughts
    If you wish to be bored, play this game.  


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