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Kidworld vs. Chaos Nyte
Kidworld
ChocoSOLDIER
Download: 190 KB
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Chaos Nyte
Review # 48 for Chaos Nyte
Them's Fightin' Words
    Kidworld isn't a bad game. IT'S A FUCKING POINTLESS ONE.

Storyline- Wander around the town of Boresville as Joey Nuttman! Collect some of his friends from around town, fight babysitter clones, and beat up girls! All in one excitingly pointless ten minute adventure!

Graphics- Look, you already know how frankly hideous this game is without me going into detail. James5001, may God have mercy on your poor, wife beating soul.

Gameplay- Joey wanders his neighborhood, using boats that travel on land and wooden airplanes to transverse the varied and poorly drawn landscape. He also gets to make use of his father's new invention! The yellow and blue rectangle that can fly! Wee! He can also beat up girls, including Chloe, the girl he wants to have sex with but can't because he JUST KILLED HEROHNOBRAINHEMMORAGESHITSHITSHIT!

Music- One track. And it goes like this. EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee! YOU SIR, GET A 1 FOR EFFORT!

Overall- I hope you're a retarded 5 year old, James5001, because this game could of been made by my little brother.
Final Scores
Graphics: 1/10.0
Just...no.
Storyline: 1/10.0
I beat up girls! Tee hee!
Gameplay: 1/10.0
I'm just glad you're not older, James5001, then this game might be called Rapistworld.
Music: 1/10.0
Pass out on the keyboard again, eh?
Overall Grade: F-
Final Thoughts
    WHY HAVE I WASTED TEN MINUTES OF MY SWEET, WONDERFUL LIFE ON YOU? DEAR LORD, WHY?!  



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