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Walthros: Return of the Crystals vs. Tsunamidog
Walthros: Return of the Crystals okay.....
The Wobbler
Download: 152B
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Tsunamidog
Play Time: 2 hours and 00 minutes
Review # 1 for Tsunamidog okay.....
Them's Fightin' Words
    One of the funniest games I've played yet. The words that come out of these little creatures mouths are just hilarious! And the mild variety of hero's and villainís are all hysterical in their own way, so it's not the same type of jokes over and over again.

Also, if you want to understand the game better, play the other Walthros's, and Totally Gihern. Because a lot of jokes and lines are somehow related to those two games.



Graphics
    The graphics aren't very good at all, and there ugly. But that fits the theme of the game.

MAPTILES: Basically, most of the tiles are the same thing, but just different colors, and are animated. The animated is sometimes quite disorienting, because of the bright flickering lights all around you. There are trees, houses, doors, water, and land. Thatís it. But that isn't bad, map tiles don't matter much.

CHARACTERS: Thereís flying fish, worms, birds, dinosaurs, walruses, a flying robot, and plenty of other characters that are all hilarious in their own way. But I think the heroís were not too bad. The enemies are pretty simple...mostly blocks with faces on them. And there are also evil chicken nuggets. :D

MOVIES: The couple of movies in the game where very smooth. They were anime scenes that flowed perfectly together. Some of the scenes were funny, too. Like when this man is acting like a total retard. And the still pictures were just plain weird. But turned out good.



 
Storyline
    Its story is about everyone wants to find these crystals (which you probably figured out by the title.) That and each character is funny in its own way. Like Salom, who swears every other word, Super Walrus Man, who is obsessed with causing death, and Bob, who doesn't like anything inappropriate. So they sometime wander away from the main plot and do something retarded. But it mostly involves going after the crystals.

 
Gameplay
    Nothing to special here. But it was still fun. It seemed to be too short, though, I wish it was longer. Your stats don't really go up, and your attacks are always the same. But you play as a lot of different characters, which has some different attacks. But some things to excite the game a little more is that you can collect funky-looking pictures, like bunnies, ladies in tight cloths with big boobs, and some just plain bizarre things.

 
  Battle
    The enemies are all really easy. They might have been harder, except your HP is so high you'll never die. One thing thats really cool is that Bob has a healing thing that heals everyone...if you ever get low on health. The speed is really fast, so you just have to just press the space bar over and over to kill your opponents.
 
  Map Design
    Well, you can't really get lost, because there is only one way to go to most of the time. And Bob tells you were to go, which makes it REALLY hard to get lost. I don't know what else to say about the maps, besides that anyone who is living can navigate most of the maps.


 
  Balance
    The game is really easy. All of the enemyís attacks hardly do any damage to you. And even if they do damage you, Bob and just restore anyoneís health back up to the top. The bosses usually take a couple hits to kill, but the regular enemies you can kill in one blow. There are not really any items, just weird pictures you can buy or earn from level-ups. Other than that, the game is really easy.

 
Music
    N/A (my computer doesn't play BAM) :(


 
Enjoyment
    Even through all the flaws, I loved this game. It's down right hilarious! It's a fun and enjoyable little game that will guarantee to make you laugh. (Some of the parts I almost died laughing) I really recommend this game to anyone who wants a good laugh.

 
Final Blows
    A great game that is enjoyable to the end. Walthros: Return Of the Crystals, is a hilarious masterpiece! Download this game and be prepared to laugh for long time.




I love that line.

I love that line.
Final Scores
Graphics: 8/10.0
The graphics weren't good. But I think thatís what PHC was headed for. If fit the game well.
Storyline: 8/10.0
The story was simple, but it was funny.
Gameplay: 4/10.0
It was way too easy, anyone could figure it out.
Music: 10/10.0
N/A
Enjoyment: 9.5/10.0
Awesome game. It's one of the funniest I've ever played.
Overall Grade: A-
Final Thoughts
    Download it! It's hilarious! One of the funniest OHR games yet!  


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