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OHR House vs. Komera
OHR House Curse you, JSH!!!
JSH357
Download: 122B
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Komera
Play Time: hours and 10 minutes
Review # 12 for Komera Curse you, JSH!!!
Them's Fightin' Words
    The perfect end to an insane show. There's drama, there's suspense, there's scenes that'll make you want to follow CN's example and litter the floor with your partially digested lunch.
Graphics
    The new graphics for the week are mostly backdrops, with a few new npcs to boot. I'd tell you what they are but you know what, that would be a spoiler and I'm too mean to spoil it for you.  
Storyline
    The biggest suspense was that the votes kept coming up in a three way tie so many times, JSH was continually extending the voting. He even translates this well into the file itself by stalling by every annoying means possible. I was even fooled for a second by the fake buffer overflow, that was until I remembered what the buffer overflow warning currently being generated by W:P1 looks like. This is the only spoiler (other than the screenshots) that I'll give you, that way you won't be tempted to break your computer or send JSH bug reports when you hit that part.

I'm actually not surprised about the results. I have absolutely no luck, good or bad, and it almost seems to me that the results reflect that (even though luck has nothing to do with it, since it's all votes).
 
Gameplay
    The normal drill of 'press space bar' is perked up by trying not to bash your monitor in, hitting 'ctrl-alt-del', or 'pageup-pagedown-esc' when the fake buffer overflow happens.  
  Battle
    Battle yourself to not scream at JSH to hurry it up and say who the winner is already...  
  Map Design
    OHR House finally gets a facelift, but...  
  Balance
    Honestly, I'm the wrong person to ask. I have just enough balance to be able to trip over air. Oh, wait, you mean game balance? Sorry bud, this isn't a game.  
Music
    What's playing on the tv is pretty nice. You should all know by now that I can't hear bam, and that all attempts to fix that have lead to only three or four channels playing (usually just enought that I can tell something's being played, but not enough that it actually makes sense).  
Enjoyment
    In its own way, the wait was worth it. Well worth it because the wait wasn't even JSH's fault.  
Final Blows
    This is a remarkable achivement for one person. OHR House is the milestone file that the Kennedy Assassination tried to be and wasn't. A fully fledged OHR'ed movie or OHR'ed novel is probably the next step.
The real reason why Christianity, Judism, and Islam don't (frequently) make images of God.

The real reason why Christianity, Judism, and Islam don't (frequently) make images of God.
Final Scores
Graphics: 7.5/10.0
I think JSH is starting to revel in the horrible cut and paste jobs.
Storyline: 9.5/10.0
The surprises are too good to give away here. Needless to say, I'm impressed with what JSH pulled off in such a short space.
Gameplay: 5/10.0
The dexterity challenges haven't stopped since week one (or lack thereof).
Music: 5/10.0
To quote a doujinshi about Rinku: Ha ha ha! Iie!
Enjoyment: 5/10.0
Very satisfying.
Overall Grade: A+
Final Thoughts
    Week Nine - The Winner is...  


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