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OMG TIZ ROXORZ vs. Shadowiii
OMG TIZ ROXORZ First text box
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Shadowiii
Play Time: 0 hours and 1 minutes
Review # 41 for Shadowiii First text box
Them's Fightin' Words
    I'm actually reviewing this for two reasons. 1. To boost the score and 2. Because I'm doing the entire "trilogy" at once.

OMFG TIT ROXORS is an abomination, a bizzare "game" that is...well...weird as hell. But suprisingly funny, though the humor usually depends on how many drugs you've taken and how late at night it is.



Graphics
    Awful. A stick guy, a "cliff" and spikes. They look like complete crap. The spikes are somewhat shaded, but...not really. The guy is a stickman...what else is there to say?


 
Storyline
    Uh...a guy makes a very moving speech and then throws himself to his doom off the edge of a cliff. It seems to have some secret meaning, but I think only JSH gets it. Either that or we are supossed to think up our own meanings for it. My personal interpretation is he's parodying newbie games that make a whole hulabaloo out of nothing (ie that whole "moving" speech the stick figure gives before death). But, in truth, I don't think anyone has no idea what the heck is going on. Yay? Of course, because OMFG TIT ROXORS UR FAZE OVF.



 
Gameplay
    There is none. Besides hitting space bar to advance one text box and quit.



 
  Battle
    Nothing but the endless battle of a doomed soul who is now at last put to rest. Or maybe he's just an idiot who hates his life.



 
  Map Design
    Uh...it was SIDE VIEW?! INSANE!



 
  Balance
    The guy had lousy balance. He fell off a cliff.  
Music
    The "Special Edition" has music, and it actually is pretty good, though it doesn't match at all. :P If you want sound for your twenty second experience, get that one instead Other then that, this is dead silent. I honestly don't think it makes what a difference.



 
Enjoyment
    It's really funny, though I don't know why (kinda how Secret Milkshake was enjoyable). Overall, just play it because the second one has a joke (involving me) that leads directly off this one, so...its just ten seconds! Get it, you moron! I had a somewhat decent time playing it, even if it was probably a total WASTE of time. It still gave me a chuckle.



 
Final Blows
    It's retarded, definatly the worst of the three. But it still is funny, and sets you up for the next two. Play it only because the joke is regurgitated over and over for the added humor. You also won't get the joke at the end of the original unless you've been around for a while to know who Jared at Jaredgames is. :P



Second text box (now you don't have to play the game! You loser >:( )

Second text box (now you don't have to play the game! You loser >:( )
Final Scores
Graphics: 1.5/10.0
They are awful and newbish (on purpose, you moron). It adds to the "mood", or at least I think it does. o_O
Storyline: 1.5/10.0
Uh...a guy rants something philosophical (I think) and then throws himself off a cliff. Poor guy. ;_; :'(
Gameplay: 1/10.0
There is none. Besides pressing the space bar, of course. And the escape key (if you ever want to quit).
Music: 1.5/10.0
The "special edition" has some. Doesn't really do much for me, though.
Enjoyment: 3.5/10.0
This game is hilarious, though not nearly as good as the two following it. Overall, it's a great parody of newbie games (I guess compressed into this abomination), and is worth a good, two second laugh. I'd play it before playing the next two, just don't take it too seriously, or you might give yourself an ulcer. Or, worse, serious brain damage.
Overall Grade: D
Final Thoughts
    OMFG DIS GAME ROXORS UR BOXORS LOLI.  


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