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-1 NO EAT by Ronin Catholic
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OMFG TIZ ROXORZ TREE!! vs. Shadowiii
OMFG TIZ ROXORZ TREE!! I seem to have really bad luck in these games.
JSH357
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Shadowiii
Play Time: 0 hours and 5 minutes
Review # 40 for Shadowiii I seem to have really bad luck in these games.
Them's Fightin' Words
    OMFG DIS IS TEH FINAL GAYM IN TEH OMFG TIT ROXORS SERIZ WHIZ IS TEH BEZT TRILUGY EVAH KIKZ LOTR IN TEH ANUZ M I RITE?

N E WAY ITZ STARZ MI! SO U NO ITL BE AWSUM! LOLOLOolOLOLOLOL
Graphics
    (back to normal)

Like OMFG TIT ROXORS TOO MUCH, this one also consists of avatars, only this time most of the NPCs are also drawn. There is also an actual tilemap (unlike the last two, which jsut had the suicide cliff) which is Jesus' house. Overall, it looked ok. The npcs are a bit more obvious now as to who is who (As they are drawn instaed of avatars), and its pretty funny to see people's usernames turned into npcs. Other then that, the graphics are just ok. Nothing much better then the last two...
 
Storyline
    This one actually sort of has a story line! I go on a quest through the OHR Community in an attempt to convince Jesus to put #Paradoxlounge back up (which I would NEVER, EVER want back up. :P). On my way I meet various people (though not nearly enough, in my opinion) who give us yet another brief look at how stupid the majority of the OHR Community really is. I then get butt raped (I don't really like that part :( ) with blueberries (I like that part even less :'( ) and take a shower (which would be ok, but it directly follows the berry butt-raping, so it isn't really).

Oh yeah, I also revive IRC. LOL I JUST SPOILED THE ENTIRE GAME FOR YOU. THE SUSPENCE IS GONE. PWNED.
 
Gameplay
    Again, there isn't any. Watch the text boxes, you idiot. If you don't know how to read, you may have slight issues with this game. Other then that, any moron can play it.  
  Battle
    N/A  
  Map Design
    I try to kill myself again and fail. How pathetic. :(  
  Balance
    N/A  
Music
    AWFUL POPULAR MUSIC JSH HOW COULD YOU MY EARS ARE BEING RAPED. :'(  
Enjoyment
    Pretty funny, though the mental image at the end (especially because it was "done" to me) was a bit...sickening. Other then that, a great collection to your "The OHR Community is Idiots" collection. I got a good laugh out if it, and I'm sure you will too, unless you are a complete moron.  
Final Blows
    Not as good as OMFGTITROXORSTOOMUCH, but still pretty dang funny. Also, it stars me, so it's obviously 100x better then all those games that DONT star me. Duh.

Be sure to play the second one first, though. And before the second one play the first one. Or else you'll have no idea what JSH is referencing to at the beginning.
It's true. :'(

It's true. :'(
Final Scores
Graphics: 2.5/10.0
"Better" then the previous one, but not really as funny as the craptastic versions of the avatars. Still, they did their job.
Storyline: 4/10.0
I go on a quest to revive IRC, and then get raped and meet Jesus. Of course, it's what happens inbetween that counts, but all that other stuff isn't important, only the parts about ME matter! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME *squish* *thud*
Gameplay: 1.5/10.0
There isn't any. Just like the last two. DO YOU NOTICE THE TREND YET? I sure hope so. -_-
Music: 1/10.0
OMFG ITS ALL POPULAR MUSIC JSH U TOTALY SUX U FAGGUT1!!1
Enjoyment: 7/10.0
Not as good as the last one, but still quite funny. If you played the second one and enjoyed it, you might as well play this one because you KNOW you want more, you emo.
Overall Grade: C
Final Thoughts
    OMFG DIS IS TEH LAST ONE OF TEH OMFGTITROXORS :'( OH WELL IT IS STILL FUNNY AND WORTH A SHOT K THX BI  


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