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Fung's One Battle Quest vs. Dan the Man Entertainment
Fung's One Battle Quest One of the two crappy messages in this masterpiece of crap.
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Review # 2 for Dan the Man Entertainment One of the two crappy messages in this masterpiece of crap.
Them's Fightin' Words
    *Sigh* Too many people posting up annoying games with no plot, no point, and no purpose to exist. This is no exception. It's just a retarded game with one battle. When will these newbies stop posting up these crappy games and get to working on true masterpieces using their true innovative spirits and inner ideas?
Graphics
    Graphics, surprisingly, were at least halfway decently done. The stick figures had a terrible looking gait in battle, but had Okay looking shading. That tree enemy was also done decently, as was the background. The overworld tiles looked a bit shabby, but they were also decently done. At least graphics is a DECENT spot to this game.  
Storyline
    Pure stupidity at its worst. You start off stranded on an island with no purpose, no objective, and no background just to end up talking to and fighting a stick figure who morphs into a tree. The ensuing battle leaves you with a message that you beat the tree and, suuuurrprisingly enough, that message is the ending. Then, you are left to wander the island to do nothing for eternity because no game over script was implemented. WOW! Greeeeaaat storyline!  
Gameplay
    Same as usual OHR gameplay. You walk around and interact with an NPC, textboxes and all. No mazes, npc interaction for tag opening doors, or any other npcs, doors, random battles, or, even, plotscripts for that matter.  
  Battle
    The battle system is terrible! The only thing you can do period is press the spacebar to attack and use the arrow keys to use nonexistent items (in other words, browse your inventory). You have to hit that stupid tree about ten times and its just straight up boring. Whoever made this game (Fung?) could have at least implemented magic spells or some other sort of super attack to use in battle instead of a system where you hold down the space bar for two minutes.  
  Map Design
    A diamond of grass in the middle of the ocean. Nuff said.  
  Balance
    Basically, here's your balance: Terrible balances out with decent. The terrible battles balance out with decent graphics. The terrible attempt at humor balances out with a diamond in the middle of the ocean that was chained, again, decently.  
Music
    The music was ripped and placed annoyingly. The battle theme is the ever so used final fantasy battle theme. The fact that final fantasy music was used for such a vile, reject piece of nonsense is an insult to final fantasy. This may be the best part of the entire game.  
Enjoyment
    I was bored and disappointed by this game. I barely enjoyed it. My anticipation for the ending left me in pure disgust as I viewed the final message "You beat the tree", or whatever it said. The bottom line is, this game is more annoying and irritating than enjoyable.  
Final Blows
    Yet another pesky newbie game not even worth a download. The only reason it doesn't deserve an F is that is promises what it gives: Something that comes out of the rear ends of humans and most other animals. If you want to shirk this review and play this game anyway, prepare to spend the next three minutes of your life being annoyed. Or, you can always press F4 and save about a minute and 50 seconds (which I would reccomend).
The extremely boring battle that players of the game will be forced to go through (or not!).

The extremely boring battle that players of the game will be forced to go through (or not!).
Final Scores
Graphics: 5/10.0
Halfway decent graphics. Not top quality, but they're ok. The island graphics were the best.
Storyline: 1/10.0
The worst storyline I have ever come across. You walk up to a stick, it turns into a tree, you fight it, and there's not even an ending!
Gameplay: 1/10.0
The gameplay is the same as the storyline. Extremely poorly done! The battle is boring since you do the same thing over and over and over and over again.
Music: 8.5/10.0
The best part of the entire game. The battle music was good solely because it was ripped from Final Fantasy.
Enjoyment: 1/10.0
NO enjoyment unless you like mindlessly holding the space bar down after completing something after a certain point.
Overall Grade: D
Final Thoughts
    The only reason this game gets a D instead of an F is because of its advertising.

This game really is crappy!

As a matter of fact, it deserves to be described with a far harsher word, but I won't
say it for the sake of this website.
 


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