Castle Paradox

Bob the Hamster · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject: Grow A Beard!

In order to avoid cluttering the things to do before you die thread, this thread is for all things beard-related. Post your beard photos, log your beard growth progress, and discuss the social and metaphysical consequences of beards, history of beards, and share beard poems and free verse.

Clean-shavens, the Mustachioed, and of course the Ladies are all welcome to weigh in with their viewpoints, but lets keep it civil!

Oh! And of course, post drawings of how your characters would look if they had beards!

Bagne · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:08 am Post subject:

Some people drive monster trucks.
Some people flex their gratuitous biceps in the mirror.
I grow wizard moustaches.

What?
So what if the picture is perfectly symmetrical??? Stop worrying about such trivial things, and instead marvel at the enormous moustache that I almost certainly grew!
So what if I'm a pony-tail-wearing hippie with a MacBook? What does that have to do with symmetrical moustaches? I don't know!
...
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... do you ...?
(you're supposed to guess)
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Sh4d0ws · Joined: 06 Nov 2009 Posts: 39

2-09-10

I've located a few hairs at the tip of my chin. Nobody's noticed. But they will soon enough. >__>

I aim not only to grow a top-notch beard, but to groom it to perfection.

As soon as I have some serious hairs goin' on down there, expect some heavy pics.

And Bagne, I believe your wizard mustache's incredible power distorted the light around you, reflecting it back and forth so unfathomably fast, that It's usually undetectable. But the camera caught it in action.

It has also had a good part to do with your receding hairline, I'm sure.
It's transforming you.

jabbercat · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject:

On the 1st of Jan I did the opposite of grow my beard and cut it. Girlfriend is happy - I am not. Sad...

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Bagne · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:52 pm Post subject:

Receding hairline?
What receding hairline?

BLISTERING BARNACLES! Can eyes actually do that?
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AJHunter · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:24 pm Post subject:

I don't have picture's but the mustache I've been working on for literally all my life, I'm glad to say, is almost visible. curse my fine hair.
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AJHunter · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject: Re: Grow A Beard!

Bob the Hamster · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject:

Bagne · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:05 am Post subject:

I heard the same thing, and never believed it.
I think it's a conspiracy of bearded dudes trying to hold down their fellow men.
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J_Taylor · Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:48 pm Post subject:

I can't grow a beard. :'(
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Heart of Darkness: 0% (crash)
The Mansion: .05%
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See a pattern forming? I do, dammit.

Bob the Hamster · Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:24 pm Post subject:

Bob the Hamster · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:41 pm Post subject:

And another thing, why did the Assyrian Beard go out of style?

Re: this guy's narrow shoulders -- I think he has the body of a lion, or something like that.

J_Taylor · Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:19 pm Post subject: