Castle Paradox

Valigarmander · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: ZOMGWTFUSUXORZMYDIXORZLOLWTF

Part One

Valigarmander was walking around,
Castle Paradox was looking real sound,
But he tripped a power cord without warn,
Disconnecting Giz from internet porn,
And this made Gizmog really frickin pissed,
So he kicked Val's jewels if you get my jist,
Writhing in pain Val bumped into Joe Man,
Who spilled his coffee onto Xerian,
Fuming mad Xer knocked Joe into next week,
As Val landed a punch on Gizmog's cheek.
And then Twin Hamster jumped into the fray,
Feeling really ready to save the day,
But what Twin Hamster just didn't see come,
Was when Uncommon came and beat him dumb.
As Uncommon continued to attack,
Xerian was suddenly hit by Jack,
Not Jack as in nothing but Jack the man,
Beating up Xerian hard as he can.
Then three dark figures jumped out of the blue,
Orchard and Ysoft and RMZ, too,
Then it all became a ten-way brawl,
Over centuries the battle would sprawl.

(That's all I have for now. More parts to come later. Bah!)

Gizmog1 · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject:

As the official King of Story Time Forum, I heartily endorse this post, and or topic.

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Dope rhyme, yo.
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Devi Ant · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject:

The imagination and the playing with words REALLY takes effect here. Not only it's funny (which rare is, recall I) also quite true-telling (from my point of understanding), not much wasted to warning-shots.

Pretty straightforward "let's get into business, no questions asked" and the rhyme works too. Looking forward for more Wink

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Artimus Bena · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject:

I do so enjoy not being another cp 'character' thrown into every parody.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject:

I'm glad you feel that way, Giz:

The Giz broke Joe's jaws with his old brass knucks,
And Joe fought back with a pair of nunchucks.

Thank you, Jack and Devi:

Jack was a-shootin' with his nine-millie,
When Devi Ant came and smacked him silly.

And, of course, Artimus:

Artimus Bena jumped into the fight,
Thus bringing the battle to brand new heights.

More to come.

TwinHamster · Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:10 am Post subject:

TwinHamster. One word.
And even then, it should be referred to as 'the TwinHamster'.
It's more than a name. It's an object.

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: ZOMGWTFUSUXORZMYDIXORZLOLWTF

Then the TwinHamster jumped into the fray,
Feeling really ready to save the day,
What the TwinHamster just didn't see come,
Was when Uncommon came and beat him dumb.

Picky.

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject:

Crap, it's been so long without an update to this here project of mine. I'm sure I wrote a second part to this thing, but I think I lost it. Meh, I'll have another chapter ready tonight.

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject:

And so the battle got worse right at once,
And it lasted days, weeks, and even months,
Giz was on the ground looking real weary,
Whe he got up fast and cast Fire3.
MultiColoredWizard was the one king,
Who fought the hardest in the fighting ring,
At least it was before ol' Rinku came,
And made MC's look like a child's game.
Moogle made a comment 'bout IM's mom,
And Sew came strapped with a suicide bomb.
The Giz broke Joe's jaws with his old brass knucks,
And Joe fought back with a pair of nunchucks.
Jack was a-shootin' with his nine-millie,
When Devi Ant came and smacked him silly.
Artimus Bena jumped into the fight,
Thus bringing the battle to brand new heights.
That's all I got for now.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject:

When will you include me in this here rhyme?

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

When you decide that you can be honest with your feelings and tell me you love me!
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Valigarmander · Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject:

To Lyhn...

Lyhn Sohler came with a big RPG,
Not a game but a fuckin' grenadie'.

And Jack, I just don't think we're ready for any kind of commitment just yet. Give it time, my love. Give it time.

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