Castle Paradox

Nathan Karr · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: How to Be Cured of Evil

There was a Being. This Being had always been, and existance is His invention. Once you get through that paradox, chew on this: With Him was the Word. The Word was His Son, and His Son was Him also. Now then, there was also a Spirit with Them(who also was Them). They were all one, yet somehow distinct from one another(confusing enough yet?) They saw fit, through thought that we cannot comprehend, that it was better to bring free creatures into existance that could choose to love Them, as opposed to loving Themselves in perfect, neverending bliss. They made the Earth and all that inhabits it, and the stars and the laws that govern the universe.

Chief among His creation were the angels and the men. Angels were given a single, clear-cut choice as to wheather to love and serve The Trinity(Good) or to go their own way and live forever in misery(Evil). Most chose Good. The angels that chose evil are called demons.

As for men, there were two at the time(male and female). A demon told them that if they ate the fruit that the Creator had forbidden them, they would become like Him. They did so, and thus fell. The Creator was displeased(for all things that reject the source of life must die), but still had a plan. He promised that at some point a woman would concieve a child without having sex, and that Child would be the Creator(or rather the Word), and that He, although free from all forms of evil, would take the punishment of those who weren't. He did so, and we now reckon our years from when He did.

Any man(be he the kind with a womb or the kind without) can have his evil removed if he accepts the Son's death in payment. I have done so. Will you?
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Moogle1 · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:08 am Post subject:

Isn't this forum for original stories? This could set a bad precedent for plagiarism.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:10 pm Post subject:

Ahh, I remember the good ol' days when I believed in God...

(CELEBRATE FOR DIS BEZ MY 100TH POST!!1)

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Rimudora · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

i'm not converting until you figure out what the hell you're talking about, because you clearly haven't done so.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:

I am the bible and I am sueing you fro copy right infringement!

Decent presentation, albeit more than a bit quirky.
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Blue Pixel · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject:

i found a bible
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Me · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject:

75 million years ago, there was Xenu. He ruled the Galactic Confederacy. The planets of the G.C., they were overpopulated. Under threat of deposition, Xenu tricked billions of his people into being paralyzed and loaded into spaceships (which looked exactly like DC-8s only without turbofans) which were then sent to Earth (which was actually called Teegeeack). These people were loaded into volcanos, in which hydrogen bombs were detonated. Their souls became thetans, which were captured in the sky by theta-capturing rays and forced to watch 36 days of propaganda and misleading TV. The thetans then lost their sense of individuality and began to cluster around each other. Their influence is the cause of our problems.

Any man(be he the kind with a womb or the kind without) can have his evil removed if he has his thetans removed. I have done so. Will you?
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don't we have a thing against spam?
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Shaede · **Tuck in your shirt.** Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 107

Ha ha ha ha ha, what's this about?

Blue Pixel · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject:

i thought we had a thing for spam.
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Shaede · **Tuck in your shirt.** Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 107

In the spirit of spam and thread consistancy...

100th post!

How many years did it take?

Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject:

lol i had my 100th post in this thread b4 u losr

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Machu · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject:

I don't like these kind of stories. The ones where all the evil in the universe is put into one scapegoat and defeating it somehow makes the world perfect. Also, the characters are bland. The ending is also depressing. I think the narrator should have given some advice to making the world a better place instead of making the readers feel guilty and inviting them into what sounds like a scam. If you met somebody like that in real life, would you trust them?
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