Gizmog1
Don't Lurk In The Bushes!
Joined: 05 Mar 2003
Posts: 2257
Location: Lurking In The Bushes!
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 Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: A Pooh-em |
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I didn't write this, but IM shared it with us in MSN, and I think it's pretty funny. So, without further a-do, here is Pooh.
| Quote: | Christopher Robin and I run along,
Under shell-bursts with our M-16s,
Blowing up Heffalumps, Wol, and Eeyore
For the pleasure of hearing their screams.
But we wandered much further today than we should,
And Christopher's hit in the back pretty good!
So, help me if you can I've got to get
Back in the knack of cold-blooded killing!
You'd be surprised at the mayhem I bring:
Burning a village for kicks;
Flaying a native with sticks...
Back in the trenches with Christopher Robin and Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do,
He's got napalm all over his clothes.
He came to me asking help and advice,
So I shot him before he got close.
But Christopher would try to help his poor bear,
And so both have burned up with a bright orange flare!
Singin': Help me if you can I've got to get
Back in the hang of this whole murder thing.
You'd be surprised at the mayhem I bring:
Burning a village for kicks;
Flaying a native with sticks...
Back in the trenches with Christopher Robin ...
Warming my hands over Christopher Robin ...
Making s'mores over Pooh!
-- "Roughhouse at Pooh Corner," to the tune of "House at Pooh
Corner," by three warped students, College of Wooster, 1979 |
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