Castle Paradox

RedNyteWulff · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: Murr

The cat walked up to him and said "Meow."

He smiled, softly, and reached for his zipper...

*ding, dong*

Stupid telephone, why did he set its ringtone to sound like a doorbell? He answered it.

"Dingo Flowers speaking."

"Dingo? It's me, Ryan. No, not that Ryan. No, not the other Ryan, either."

"I didn't say anything. And I know you're none of those other Ryans, Ryan."

"Well, Dingo, I need your help. You see, it turns out that the sink in my bathroom is an interdimentional portal to a generic Sword & Sorcery world. I ran into some slimes, but it seems they're too strong for me."

"Then why are you just standing there?"

"It's my turn; they can't do anything until I do something. So I called you up to see if you would join my party and help me kill them."

"Okay, but only if I can bring Mittens with me."

"Sure. We need a girl so that we'll have someone who can cast healing spells, anyway."

Dingo got up, picked up his cat, and went out the door...
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Stewie · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject:

And fell into a worm hole and died a slow and painful death which no one mourned. End.
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C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

RedNyteWulff · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:57 am Post subject:

Fin.
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King Sasuke · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

That stories funny and disturbing! Cool

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