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Moogle1
Scourge of the Seas
Halloween 2006 Creativity Winner
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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject: Turkey Quest |
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| Quote: | Get back at the Pilgrims, Americans, and Hitler for years of their decadent turkey eating ways! Let your kids see the way turkey's are treated in Concentration Camps, held in inferior respect to even jews! Learn the TRUE meaning of Thanksgiving, and ways to celebrate it in brotherhood with ALL living creatures.
Have a great, no-kill Thanksgiving!
Sponsored by PETA! |
Thanksgiving + Hitler? That's genius! Who'd think of such an idea? Oh wait...
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DomGallo
Is a master. And you?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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I promise, it is a good game. JSH does not have a monopoly on Hitler, and I love his game a lot, but my game is about having a no-kill Thanksgiving, and getting rid of the barbarism and brutality that we as humans have.
The game star Mr. Gobbler, a Turkey who gets a shotgun, and blasts his way out of a Turkey Concentration Camp, where he's kept and fed and kept sterile and made fat. When he hears of the "Holy Day" of Thanksgiving, he goes insane, and kills all of them from a flying submarine. IT IS NOT AN AIRSHIP.
EDIT: Please don't yell at me
EDIT 2: And PETA agrees with me.
EDIT 3: And I just got off the phone with my PETA Sponsor, and he says you're a murderer and a mad dog killer, and you'd kill my dog or my parents or anyone else! So who cares what you say, murderer!
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Moogle1
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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...okay, if your game is as good as TQ, I won't complain. Course, take away Hitler, et al., and TQ is still a freaking fantastic piece of RPG.
I do think it's suspicious, though, that you find it necessary to explain away aspects of your game that I never commented on (IT IS NOT AN AIRSHIP). But, hey, we could use more games like TQ, amirite?
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The Wobbler
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Blue Pixel
SPY SAPPIN MAH FISH SANDWICH
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| PHC wrote: | | Don't people ever get tired of gimmick accounts? |
psht, who would ever get tired of them.
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Gizmog1
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Orion
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| the_dude257 wrote: | | PHC wrote: | | Don't people ever get tired of gimmick accounts? |
psht, who would ever get tired of them. |
They don't bother me.
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The Wobbler
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:42 am Post subject: |
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Orion
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:17 am Post subject: |
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Just because Gimmick accounts don't bother some people, that doesn't make them retarded.
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The Wobbler
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jabbercat
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:06 am Post subject: |
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But...it's a turkey! How can that not be funny?
lolz.
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DomGallo
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Fuck you PHC, I am the best gimmick account ever. And you all should care about Thanksgiving! Don't eat any turkey tommorow! Don't eat any meat! God bless the animals! No kill Thanksgiving! I'll murder you bastard meat eaters!
EDIT: Wait, I'm not a gimmick account! You lie!
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LeRoy_Leo
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It does a good RM impersonation.
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jabbercat
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:57 am Post subject: |
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| DomGallo wrote: | I'll murder you bastard meat eaters!
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Damn right!
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