Castle Paradox

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:01 pm Post subject:

I am ALWAYS up for this stuff, girl!
The idea sounds fairly original. Lets see how messed up we can get this to be.
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RedMaverickZero · Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:

I'm in. Let us know when the story starts. Smokin'

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Jjkaybomb · Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:19 am Post subject:

Da beginning:

Rain relaxed in the shade of the restraunt. It was too hot here, and it was really KILLING her sliver hair. Too bad there wern't anymore seats on the inside, she had to suffer at an outside cafe table.

A man in a black outfit stepped up to her table. He was sweating so much Raine wondered why he hadn't died from dehydration.

"Would the lady like something to eat?" he asked

"I'll just have some french fries and a coke please."

As the waiter shuffled off she noticed that noone else was outside the resteraunt except the people on the street. It was just that hot. The waiter came back carrying her fries and drink on a platter.

"Here you are."

She started munching on the fries, staring absentmindedly into space., when a shadow loomed over her.

"Um, excuse me..." she looked up. A gangly teen with black hair hovered over her, "Uh...are you going to eat those fries?"

"Of course I am!"

"Um...can I have them, please?"

"No...hey!" she shouted as the boy grabbed her fries and shoved them in his mouth, "Those were my fries you ass!"

He swallowed, "Sorry, but, you see, I'm cursed to eat anything with ketchup on it..."
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:25 am Post subject:

Raine didn't know what to say. Hearing that, she figured it was a joke and an angry glare that could shoot down a plane replaced her surprised expression.

"Don't joke with me, kid!" She shouted and the kid's black hair almost blew backwards. His face, however, didn't change at all. "Those cost me two fifty! Pay up!"

"I was running out of time. I could not find anything else."
The boy dug his hands into his pockets, his face still calm and relaxed.
"Ummm... Let me see..."

"You could have gotten your own fries, you know?" Her arms crossed in front of her chest, she tapped her foot on the concrete diner floor, patiently waiting.

"Oh, right." The boy straightened up, and with no expression of remorse at all reported, "I ate my money too..."

Raine's frustration ebbed again, end it was replaced by sheer surprise.
"What?"

"It had a little ketchup on it from when I was drinking it out of a dispenser at Joe's Diner." The boy's face finally changed its mood. He looked helplessly miserable. Raine had never known a good actor before.
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Joe Man · Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject:

"Riiiiiiight..." Raine quickly responded. "If you must eat everything with ketchup on it, what happens if I do THIS?" And as she ended the sentence, she poured some ketchup on the ground...
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Jjkaybomb · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject:

"It's in public..." he groaned before he shot to the ground.

He seemed animal-like as he jumped on the ketchup. After trying unsuccesfully to bite the hard ground, he changed tactics and licked it all up. Raine stared in digust at the boy. Who would do something like that just to pull a prank?

"Ug, " he moaned, "please don't do that again..."

"I have some questions," Raine stated as the boy rose, "How come you don't go after the ketchup in the bottle?"

"I already answered that, anything with ketchup ON it, not in."

"Then why were you eating out of the dispenser?!"

"It had ketchup on it," he stated simply, "And then I accidentally hit that lever thing that puts more out. Sadly, my money was in my hand at the time."

"If you got ketchup on yourself, would you eat yourself?!" Raine demanded.

"Why would I do that?!" the boy recoiled in shock.

"One more quetion," she stated, "What's your name?"

"I am Aunn Tanner the Third, miss...?"

"I'm Raine," she smiled, "nice to meet you Aunn!"
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"Nice to meet you, as well, Raine." he replied.

"Now" she said, "About that money you owe me." Aunn kinda frowned.

"I don't have anymore, I told you..." he replied, dejectedly.

"I see... but damnit, I was hungry. I want my fries. And you owe me 2.50$."

"What do you propose?" Aunn asked, a little leary...

"We need to find a way for you to earn me some fry money," Raine said, almost happy, but definitely determined. "Come on," and she grabbed the ketchup bottle in one hand, Aunn in the other, and made her way to a nearby street corner.

"Wait, hold on, what are you doing??" said Aunn, fighting her a bit. he was being dragged by the wrist, as a child being scolded. "Stop it! Oh no..."

He was beginning to see her plan...

"All this over 2.50??" he exclaimed.