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Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:42 am Post subject: Fully legal, bitches!

Aw man guys, happiest day of my life! I, Your Giz and mine, have finally turned the big One Eight. Eighteen. That's right. You may all congratulate me, I'm finally old enough to play my own games. Anyone want to have some HOT MAN ACTION?! Wish me a happy birthday folks! I'm gonna be living it up! Smokin' and gamblin', babies!

Squall · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:17 am Post subject:

When did you change your birthday from 2-15-1988 to 5-11-1987?

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I take note when I see someone was born exactly 1 month away from me.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:44 am Post subject:

Squall, I always lie about my age. Technically this isn't even my birthday for a few days yet, but I don't want anyone to be able to pinpoint it down to an exact date, lest they be able to identify me. 2-15-88 is one of my lies, yes, but it's not the one closest to the truth. This is the closest lie to the truth. I despise the chatstats, and as such, give false information around as well. Students of The Giz will likely know that he does not live in Kansas City, Kansas for instance, as some of the data available through the Chatstats would reflect. It's paranoia, smoke and mirrors.

Sephyroth · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:49 am Post subject:

Curious. My birthday is on 2-15-1988.

Asides from that, congrats, Giz. Only 3 more years to inebriation.
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Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

Giz, if you lie about your age, how do we know you aren't lying right now?

Artimus Bena · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:42 am Post subject:

Eggie, his angle is this: Dispell any knowledge you have of him, adding credibility by acknowledging even the new information as false.

I find two main holes: why post about your birthday coming, and why one age and then another, unless there was a lot of time between the two different ages?

: p Giz, I'm more inclined to believe that you are still 17, and will be for about another year.
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Moogle1 · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:54 am Post subject:

You're all fools. "Gizmog1" is a 45-year-old, who gets his kicks searching for child pornography and making OHR games.
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rpgspotKahn · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 11:16 am Post subject:

happy birthday giz...

For your birthday I demand that you download the new System album. Its amazing.

I have the torrent if you so wish...
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Tsunamidog · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 11:32 am Post subject:

FyreWulff · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject:

You're only legal in 49 states. Nebraska doesn't recognize you until you turn 19.

Moogle1 · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject:

PWNED

But doesn't it make a difference what legal we're talking about? In Texas, for example, you can have consensual sex at 17, but can't buy cigs, porn, and lotto until 18.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject:

I wish to thank all of you who have congratulated me on this joyous occasion, except for Khan, who is suggesting I do something illegal, and thus face actual jail time now that I am a legal adult. Also, as a gift giving warning, I will be having another birthday in November. I will be reaching the tender age of 12, so please make sure your gifts are appropriate. I'd like to thank Steinberg, Goldsmith, Izzy, Jake, and Sven for their great work on the No Ingles series, and my continued support goes to their mourning families. Do not cry, little ones, there will be reunification in the great beyond.

EDIT: And Nebraska can eat me, I'm legal, damnit.

INDIANA WANTS ME
LORD I CAN'T GO BACK THERE
INDIANA WANTS ME
HELP I CAN'T GO BACK THERE
I'VE GOT YOU
TO TALK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

I did the math, and...

Giz is 21!
WAH!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:34 pm Post subject:

Good work there, Eggie. Fuel the fires of misinformation. BTW, does anyone know the legal age for various priveliges in various states and countries? It'd help me decide where I'm going to live better.