Castle Paradox

[Voltire]

Come on, let out your MOST EMBARASSING SECRETS >.<. Don't worry; we won't judge.

-I once (mistankenly) told the lunch lady I loved her. I have NO idea where my mind was.

-Once time in theater class, me and this kinda nerdy girl had to do a skit together (Improv). So, I was a little kid with a glass box with animals inside. She acted like a little girl who was scared of the creatures inside. I tried to reassure her by saying, "Don't worry, there's only a snake down there," and pointing down. I did NOT realize the 2nd meaning until after said it, but I still went with it. She didn't realize till we were all done. Anyway, I then said that she could name the "snake", pet the "snake" and that it was small so there was no reason to be afraid. It was in 7th grade, just saying.
(NOTE: This embassesed the teacher (later the girl) much more than me. In fact, I wasn't embarrassed at all.)

-I was in summer camp this one time, bending over. For like, 5 mins. When I turned around, two girls were looking at me and laughing. I realized I forgot to wash my undies the night before so I had to wear these Monster Truck ones, and it turns out they were showing. Yay.

[jabbercat]

I once got excited and played 4 bars in Db instead of B. In front of 500 people. Embarrassing.
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Moogle no longer owes prizes.

[Ronin Catholic]

I'm not a furry, but I used to think I was one.

I have a hard time telling when someone else is joking.

I have an even harder time getting other people to tell when I'm joking.

When people accuse me of stuff, I tend to agree with them no matter how horrible the accusation or how obvious my innocence.

I wasted two years of my childhood under the delusion that I was a cat.
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"I didn't start the flame war;
I don't know what you thought here
'Twas that way when I got here"

"I didn't start the flame war;
I can't understand a word you're saying
nor the game you're playing~"

[satyrisci]

[Ronin Catholic]