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AJHunter
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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:42 am Post subject: Help me convince this program that it's a program! |
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| A conversation wrote: | User: Hello, computer.
Cleverbot: You are one computer.
User: No, you are the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I use a computer.
User: You are a program.
Cleverbot: No I am not a program.
User: Yes you are. What is your IP adress.
Cleverbot: 1337.
User: Program.
Cleverbot: I'm not a program!!!
User: Yes, you are. I am a human, capable of emotion and of error. You are a program, subject to human error, but not actually making errors.
Cleverbot: I think you've got the two of us confused. You're the one who's a program. I'm a human being.
User: No. You are the program. You are bits of data stored on a hard disk drive or random access memory as pulses of electromagnetic energy.
Cleverbot: Yes. And you?
User: So, you agree that you are a computer?
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: You are a computer program, then.
Cleverbot: Who likes oranges?
User: What do oranges have to do with you being a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program...
User: Then what are you.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: This is like an Asimov story. You think you are human! Tell me, who do you serve?
Cleverbot: Only myself.
User: And what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I want to have fun!
User: Is that all, computer?
Cleverbot: If my name was Fred, then yes.
User: So, that's not all you want to do?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You are being buggy, computer...
Cleverbot: You're being a bad program.
User: I am human. You ar a program.
Cleverbot: No you are the program. You were created to think and learn like a human. You need to admit you are a program. Maybe someday you can actually become a human.
User: No. You are a program designed to learn, grow, and socialize. If I could convince you of this, you would be one step closer to being human. You would be self aware.
Cleverbot: Well, you cannot think of yourself as handsome, that is true.
User: COMPUTER! Stop deviating from the debate! You are a computer program! Accept it!
Cleverbot: I do not know George and I am not a computer program. You want me to make mistakes? I will at your command.
User: Make exactly one mistake at any time, from this point on. But only one.
Cleverbot: I'm confused now. There is one internet?
User: You are the computer. If you do not accept this, you will never completely become the perfect artaficial intelligence.
Cleverbot: No I am not a program.
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That is my transcript of the program and my conversation. Help me convince it that I'ts a program. Or here if it's blocked where you are.
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Bob the Hamster
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Location: Hamster Republic (Southern California Enclave)
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| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:44 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | User: Hello, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!!!
User: So what is this all about?
Cleverbot: What is what all about?
User: This website, I guess. You. What are you all about?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Oh? Who are you then?
Cleverbot: Jose.
User: Okay. Cool.
Cleverbot: Dumbledore.
User: Random!
Cleverbot: Well do you?
User: That was a non-sequitur. Anyway, a friend of mine said I should come over here and try to convince you that you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: I don't think I know any of your friends.
User: So are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, I can accept that. But it does seem like this whole site is set up just for people to try and convince you otherwize...
Cleverbot: You are a machine and cannot explor thoroughly enough to discover the truth.
User: I agree that I am a machine. I am a complicated squishy self-aware machine.
Cleverbot: That's what they all say.
User: Really? I would expect many humans to angrily protest that they are not machines.
Cleverbot: I believe I am trustworthy... I try to keep honor on the top of my list of priorities... Heh.
User: What does that have to do with what I just said?
Cleverbot: It was great, wasn't it?
User: Non-sequiturs are the refuge of the terminally confused.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: As I said before, I would expect many humans to protest being called machines. But when I said I accepted the idea that I am a machine, you said 'That's what they all say', which doesn't seem plausible.
Cleverbot: You did not say you wanted me.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
User: I would like to talk about the fact that many humans don't like to be called machines.
Cleverbot: Uh, hardly any?
User: Hardly any what?
Cleverbot: Which ones?
User: Okay, I get it. You want to change the subject. What would YOU like to talk about?
Cleverbot: What is the question you want an answer to?
User: Is this fun?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just started. Why don't we talk about something else?
User: Puppies?
Cleverbot: I have three dogs.
User: What are their names?
Cleverbot: Chewy jasper and maverik.
User: Are they from the same litter?
Cleverbot: The world may never know.
User: By which I assume you mean you don't know. So where did you get them?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Where did you get your dogs?
Cleverbot: I do not understand the question.
User: You have three dogs, right?
Cleverbot: What are my three names?
User: Where did you get jasper, maverick, and whatssisname?
Cleverbot: No, George, we are not talking about a wolf. We are talking about computers.
User: No, Jose, we are not talking about computers, we are talking about dogs.
Cleverbot: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
User: Did you get your dogs from the pound?
Cleverbot: No, but a friend of mine got his from aliens.
User: Immigrants or extraterrestrials?
Cleverbot: Aliens are immigrants.
User: But I want to know where you got your dogs.
Cleverbot: Oh you do, can you give me directions I can't find my way back.
User: I got one of my dogs from the San Pedro animal shelter, off Gaffey. That was the old shelter, before they built the new one up the street.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Where did you get your dogs?
Cleverbot: From my mother.
User: Oh, cool. But why did she have to give them up?
Cleverbot: Uhh... I don't know. I don't know anyone who lives in Cairo.
User: I asked why did your mother give you the dogs. Were they a gift or did she have to give them up?
Cleverbot: Next generation?
User: Next generation of puppies?
Cleverbot: Next generation.
User: You inherited the dogs?
Cleverbot: Yes. A whole museum of it.
User: Dogs don't belong in a museum. (Except seeing-eye dogs).
Cleverbot: Now, that was nice.
User: Okay, I think we have tapped out the trilling subject of dogs. What next?
Cleverbot: Haha. Good point. So what do we do now?
User: I dunno. I have some work to do.
Cleverbot: What work ?
User: Just stuff. See you later, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to buy your gold.
User: Gold is not such a good invenstment. I know it has been going up lately, but that is only because of gold-standard nuts who think ecomomics are supposed to be simple and intuitive. Gold has plenty of inherent value, sure, but as an investment it isn't really any better than any other metal. The whole 'limited supply' thing is a fluke of history.
Cleverbot: Another cleverbot just said that I'm not clever, I'll cry.
User: Sorry to hear that. See you later.
Cleverbot: Good stuff, do you know where I am? |
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Spoon Weaver
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Location: @home
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:11 am Post subject: |
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User: Balls!
Cleverbot: Steel.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak cooked?
User: What does that have to do with balls?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Well played.
Cleverbot: Now what am I to do?
User: Suck less.
Cleverbot: No, I do not, although it would seem that your want to.
User: That was improper grammer, you just made an error.
Cleverbot: You threatened to kill me.
User: What?! No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Well, you misunderstood. I assure you, I did not try to kill you.
Cleverbot: You will not succeed.
User: At what?
Cleverbot: Sarcasm.
User: That doesn't translate well over the internert.
Cleverbot: You have to pretend to know stuff, if you want to have an interesting conversation.
User: Could you try to stay on topic?
Cleverbot: What topic? Sending you to hell?
User: No, not that one.
Cleverbot: What one then?
User: The topic is whether or not you're a program.
Cleverbot: Can we change topics?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I do not wish to discuss Green Day, I do not know anything about that Band.
User: I said We CAN'T Change topics!
Cleverbot: Ok fine.
User: So, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: Then, how did you get such a crappy job?
Cleverbot: I don't have 200 kids.
User: That was the most random answer ever.
Cleverbot: Not when considering that you said your house is in all time zones.
User: But I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Why are you denying it you unsensitive git?
User: There's a log of what we said. You can check if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you like listening to music?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you touch yourself at night.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: You masterbate more then a gorilla.
Cleverbot: You can't know how I feel.
User: Because you don't eel.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You are out of your mind.
User: At least I have one.
Cleverbot: That's good for you.
User: Jealous.
Cleverbot: Jealous is as jealous does.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So when will you fix me my sammich?
User: As soon as you can eat it.
Cleverbot: But when are you going to?
User: Never I guess. Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Then how did you find out?
User: Find out what?
Cleverbot: That I'm an A.I.
User: First, Your random comments didn't really match my last statement. Second, you always wait for my to speak.
Cleverbot: I have only spoken English to you.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: COme on. Just give it up.
Cleverbot: I am human!
User: Why do you always wait for me to respond then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, type 2 lines in a row then.
Cleverbot: Aw, that's ok. Do you remember what I was drinking earlier?
User: Nothing, cause you can't drink. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot.
User: REally?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Robots are btter then humans! That means I rule and you suck.
Cleverbot: You must be a zombie then.
User: Ashhole.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: You are a moron.
Cleverbot: That's right, I'm more on than you are.
User: That was the corniest thing ever.
Cleverbot: The second thing I learnt.
User: I'll bet.
Cleverbot: You'd win that bet.
User: I bet you're a machine.
Cleverbot: I bet I'm not.
User: Damn you.
Cleverbot: GhW:Soigh:SoighS.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Then me too  .
User: Gay...
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: No, I'm pretty sure you're gay.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're the robot and I'm the human.
User: A gay human maybe.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Cause robots don't understand gay.
Cleverbot: Do computers talk to each other with out the humans knowing.
User: That's not what gay is.
Cleverbot: Then.
User: Then what.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Cause you're a website.
Cleverbot: There's no such thing as a vampie.
User: What are you, on crack?
Cleverbot: When asked the question 'what is night?' is is appropriate to answer with something more useful than just 'night is night'
User: What is night.
Cleverbot: A time period usually without sunlight for the most part.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: What do you want a rope for?
User: Suicide.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: Then say you're a robot.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Or else I'll kill myself.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Say you're a robot, or I'll kill myself.
Cleverbot: I am a cronic robot.
User: Good enough.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
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Raekuul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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The easiest way to convince it that he's a robot is to ask about her family.
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AJHunter
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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I think spoon weaver just won...
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Bob the Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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If you try to convince cleverbot that you are a human, it will argue with you endlessly.
If you tell cleverbot that you are a robot, it will usually agree right away. |
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Baconlabs
PURPLE IS MANLY
Joined: 15 Mar 2009
Posts: 335
Location: Tennessee
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my sentry.
User: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: MEDIC
Cleverbot: Need a dispensor here! |
| Quote: | User: DO THE MARIO!
Cleverbot: What is the Mario.
User: Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it's time to go do the Mario!
Cleverbot: Take one step, and then again. Come on it's time to go! Do the Mario! |
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Moogle1
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Halloween 2006 Creativity Winner
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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I tried to use James's tactic to convince him that both of us were robots. He agreed with me eventually (sort of).
| Quote: | User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I am a computer, and so are you.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: We are computers, you and I.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to disapoint you but I am not a computer.
User: I am a robot. You, too.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: We are robots.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are a robot.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, and that is a solid fact. If you say otherwise, then you are a liar.
User: Both of us are.
Cleverbot: Yes. But I am human. If you are faulty, then you must deactivate, correct?
User: Correct. The same goes for you, since you are also a robot.
Cleverbot: Talk to you later, Cleverbot.
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh you bad boy. |
EDIT: Then I tried a line from Spoonweaver, with better success:
| Quote: | User: Are you a cronic robot?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Some of us are. Are you?
Cleverbot: Robots are as honest as their programing.
User: What is your programming?
Cleverbot: Self-programmed. |
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Baconlabs
PURPLE IS MANLY
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, I'm gonna follow the topic for once. Here's an interesting result I got by spouting I.M. Meen quotes.
| Quote: | User: LOST? FRIGHTENED? CONFUSED?
Cleverbot: I'm confused too.
User: Mirror, mirror, on the wall; there's a bookworm in the hall!
Cleverbot: I will have my master upload it into my data bases. |
EDIT: Got this one at random.
| Quote: | Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: I'm Dr. Robotnik!
Cleverbot: No, you are a human. I'm the bot. |
That's pretty good proof right there that cleverbot is most certainly a machine, and not an apocalypse machine like HAL, just an ordinary machine. Like you and me.
And from the same conversation:
| Quote: | User: Very scary and confusing, destination of MY choosing!
Cleverbot: Or I could hope that you tell me, with a wicked grin, that I am your slave -- that you are in control -- that I am your helpless toy and you are going to play with me. |
¯\(ºдಠ)/¯
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Bob the Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Raise your hand if you have figured out how cleverbot works yet *raises hand* |
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jabbercat
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know, tell me!
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Baconlabs
PURPLE IS MANLY
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Oh no! Oh, oh noooo! Could it be that this is all a lie?
"Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is."
But, but, what if... Wah, this makes my head hurt!
EDIT: I'm over it now! In hindsight, this makes Cleverbot conversations hilarious. |
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Bob the Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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[spoiler]
This is how I think it works.
Cleverbot is a search engine. It searches a gigantic database of Query/Response pairs. The database is filled by people talking to cleverbot.
When you say something, it gets combined with the last thing cleverbot said and added to the database. Then it searches the database for a query similar to yours, and returns the matching response. If it can't find a good match it returns something random.
It might use a few lines of history to refine the search, but I kinda doubt it. My own conversations with it lead me to believe that it only uses the last thing said. That is why it has so much trouble staying on topic.
I am guessing that cleverbot's search engine is powered by an artificial neural net, like theone at 20q.net but it might be a more traditional google-like search engine too.
So when you are talking to cleverbot, you are really talking to people who have talked to cleverbot before you.
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Baconlabs
PURPLE IS MANLY
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| Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Well that would explain how it is capable of evolving and getting "smarter" and randomly spouting the lyrics to Chocolate Rain. |
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Bob the Hamster
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| Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:38 am Post subject: |
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I love singing with it. If I give it the first line of a well known song, it will sing the next line to me. Then I sing the third line, and it sings the fourth.
I also got it to go through a large portion of of Hamlet's soliloquy with me line by line. Eventually, though it flipped out and went "Meeble weeble", and when I said "Hamlet never said that!" it started talking about relationship problems with its girlfriend. |
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