Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject: ATTENTION, HACHI-ROKU!

As of 2200 EST, you are a faggot. Pursuant to Paragraph 7, Subsection 24, Article 6 you will within the next 45 minutes bare your ass and bend over so that you can be administered with the mark of the Homus Erectus. Failure to do so will result in a severe tongue lashing, followed by a sponge bath. How do you stand?

If you are not Hachi-Roku, you may be excused.

Hachi-Roku · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject:

This is Eternalhachi, acting as Hachi-Roku's lawyer, and as per Texas Law 3353.68, or more commonly known as "Lone Star Decisiary," my client is exempt from any marks of foreign make, design, or craft from the state of Gizmog, TheGiz, and Gizmog1. Retract your decree or face humiliation in electronic form.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

This is Professor Fate, acting as mediator between EternalHachi and Gizmog The One. Your Lone Star Desires will be rectified. Please proceed with the scheduled baring and bending, and all your objections will be duely noted. Need I not remind you of the children?

Thank you,

-Professor Fate

Hachi-Roku · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject:

I already know what you did to those children. No bending.

See you at Casino Monte Hall.

-Eternalhachi
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject:

The casino is the proper place for our meeting, for you are GAMBLING with your ass. Meet me by the Giant Sphinx, we'll talk sphincter.

-Professor Fate and Gizmog The One

Artimus Bena · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject:

I love you guys.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

yeah... Aren't they great?

Let us know how the court day turns out.

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Blue Pixel · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

i know how its gonna come out, the black guys gonna get framed cause of racism.
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Rimudora · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:

The children are stupid because of YOUR genes, Giz!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

My genes weren't involved, I just pushed them out of my cunt wagon. You're the one who raised 'em that way, ass!

And an asides from Professor Fate:
You never showed up at the Sphinx, Hachi. Don't think we're stupid, we know you're trying to run from this, but you can't hide from the Sex Police forever. They're going to find, and if you don't drop the soap, they will drop it for you.